Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Just WOW !!!!

Ok so the rise of Isilder1 on fulltilt continued this week when he nearly went broke and started a one tabling session on 50/100 plo he had just 1 buyin so $10,000 ended this epic session with $2.9 million across sum HU 500/1000 tables. EPIC
It seems this guy doesn't care about money has no fear of playing any1 any stakes anytime !
I mean anyone tht plays Ivey and PA hu at the same time on multiple tables deserves respect.
I have watched a fair few hours of his play and i must say i don't think any1 comes close to him at NLH HU play! he really is just on another level. His Relentless aggression is untouched by anyone. PS Durrrr got pwned and haha gutted u lost your money and u wont win it back off him.
So funny now to see tht durrrr is a 700k loser even with his 6.3 mill winnings at nlh and his 7mill losings at PLO....... hehe go Isilder1. Sooo Durrrr must be sick now he gave it away to players tht he cannot win it back off !!!!! Kudos Isilder1 ur my poker hero now, even if u are very deluded i think u deserve online player of the year for all u hav done! My advice would be to stick to NLH where u clearly OWN every1 at ! stay away from PA, Ivey, CTS, Townsend and Stinger at PLO where they are clearly better thn you at ! meh variance who knows.........???
I really hope this isn't the end for him as he is a massive talking point and has really re sparked the nose bleed games.
........... Tho he wasn't busto when he quit still had around 500k so who knows maybe there will be another run of crazy entertaining high stakes games !

Well today is the 1st part of moving into my house with my brother :) the locks got changed today which feels like the beginning of something good ! We plan to move in at the weekend if all goes according to plan ! I hav also been thinking about the bills etc, I worked out with the council tax, electric, water, waste, house insurance, sky and Internet it will cost us 400 pounds a month. so 50 quid a week each which is sweeeet. Just gotta buy food then ( takeaways hehe )

FTP have taken 6 days now and still not replied to my HH request or any of my emails....... apparently they hav worste customer support on net !!!! FML hurry up u idiots!

I played sum pool for money this week vs sum guys at the poker club. Im clearly better than thm in my eyes hehe but play so shit on the table cause its not the same as a normal county standard table..... anyways in a few matchs im about 160 quid up total so thts good. even tho i feel like i hav played fucking shocking tbh.

Also i may hav a staking deal in the works for mtt's on ftp ! hurry up with the hand historys ftp u pricks !

l8ers, kingand77, Andy C

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Long time no update

Well i hav been playing sum games on Ipoker this month with mixed results..... I was up $6k ish to now down $9k I think i am gonna play alot more solid on 5-10 ther from now on as ppl are stacking off so frickin light. I have run alful tho this week tbf tho so w/e. will change soon im sure. On pkr im actually up a little this month thanks to sum fish the last couple nights plus beating tiptop for a few buyins at 5-10 HU. My PLO game is comming on leaps and bounds, I just need to play solid Tag/nitty style and i will be a winner for sure. Playing on ipoker is sick because i get 55% rake back, which amounts to fucking loads at the end of the month if i put any amount of volume in.
p.s I did lose a like 3k at limit holdem Highstakes. meh w/e limit is great fun :)
I am currently up about $3,000 on betting on football over the last couple weeks. Im considering a big bet on Phil Taylor he is 2-1 on. But ther is no way any1 can beat him imo. the guys a fucking legend and unstoppable. Sooooo i might chuck a few thousand dollars on!!!!!!

On news tht doesn't involve poker it was My Dads funeral the other week and i am pleased to say it was a nice and respectful day on all accounts. My Auntie behaved and all parties got on well :)
My uncle has seen the will now also and apparently myself and my 2 brothers will get everything.
Will be nice tbh as we never got much from dad ever. As it stands atm i know he has at least 3 houses but 2 are with tenants. But...... His house Looks like Myself and at least Joe will be moving in and making it a Lush Pad. I hav lots of ideas for a sick lounge area !
My brother is apparently said he is joining the marines soon......... Im pretty reluctant about this as i just think of War etc and ppl dying. Meh who knows

Ok gonna go get a KFC now and play sum mtt's tonight me thinks !

Gd luck every1, Andy C

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Thailand and RIP Dad

At the airport in Sweden we had the change sum monies into thai monies lol Fred went up to change and use his card in the machine but the lady said he had to sign the
card before he was allowed to use it.... so fred being the tard he is signed the fucking electronic black strip of the card so the card wouldnt work and
hence he was busto and left sponging of us all trip haha. Great start mr wallen :-) !! So Myself Max and Fred decided to 1st go to Pattaya ! we ended up staying for 10 days in the Ibis hotel.
It was a pretty nice hotel with a lush swimming pool and outside area. The days mostly started out by gettin the hotel's all you can eat breakfast buffet thn playing sum poker for a couple hours, thn swiftly moving outside for sum sun
and swimming :) We did nt get upto much in pattaya more just relaxed, Night times were alot of fun hehe. 1st night we went out the night consisted of going for dinner
at a fantastic resturant Max liked. It truly had the best food ever !!!! the steak dishes and pork = stunning o yeh and the lush cheesey potato thing !!!
we thn moved onto the pool hall for me to kick sum ass, and yes i did own souls at pool lol think i won like every game haha. the pool place was good because ther were girls
to rack your balls at the end of each frame pretty awsum feature tht i hav never seen before. Next up was Bowling and this incl a side bet with fred for $
to cut a long story short we played for $200 a game and i won every game we played for money so i shipped the $800 and a nice way to repay fred for my plane flight.
we drank a TON on drinks while the marithon session on bowling took place and by the end we was hammered so onto the GOGO bars.
Now i been in a few strip joints be for in Vegas but these were summin else girls just plain naked and doing things i never seen before......... opps :-)
we moved around diff places and nightclubs before fred decided he was too drunk and called it a night returning to the hotel alone :( Myself and Max partied sum more
with the 2 new girls we had managed to aquire..... we left the clubs a couple hours later and went home with insanly hot girls :) and had lots of fun etc hehe
we chilled for the next few days before repeating this cycle :) The weeks poker online was very good, i played the 250k on ipoker on sunday and got a shitty 4th place finish
for $16,333 which fucking sucks as a got it allin with 4 left for a 3,000,000 chip pot with QQ vs A2 allin on the turn after a 3 bet pre flop and bet flop and shoved rver on
a 6,2,9,6 board and the moron called me with A2 and so standardly hits an ACE on the river :( sigh 60k for 1st place.... a very hurtful badbeat. I am so proud of the way i played
the final table i really pickedmy spots when i had hardly any chips and put tons of pressure on when i got sum thn to lose like this sucks alot :( so i had currently turned
my ipoker account from $1500 to 22,000 now presently at 21,000 so alomost 20k profit ! my pkr account is now at $50,000 making a roughly 11,000 profit for not much time
invested :) o yeh i better mention tht i decided to risk $500 on ipoker blackjack and i hav turned tht into $4-5k roughly i now got support to ban blackjack and the casino
as i know i cant keep winning so i thought id take my winnings and leave the game a nice winner ! SHIP IT !
we hav now got a place in one of the thai islands right on the beach :) it really is totally sick, weather and beast beach i ever seen make it great. I can get out my bed
and walk to the sea in like 20 seconds really really nice ! We all rented jetskies yesterday and had a blast and also a little sunburnt but not so bad.
Iv done alot of swimming which is fun with the nice waves. so my legs feel broke today? Fred and Max hav gone on a elephant safari today and i did nt want to go because i
hav no energy :( shame as it looks really fun, hope i get another chance to see the water falls. We all hav been eating lunch, dinner and breakfast so keeping all heathly apart from
being bitten FUCKING LOADS by asshole mosquitos dfijvnisdfjvidsfjnvidjsfnv Jesus christ they are gay, Max has 106 bites...... ffs
Massages are great ! u can get thn almost anywhere and they are REAL GOOD ! Oil massage for the win i say :)
I will post this as soon as we get internet as this resort seems to hav none atm? we think their wi-fi broke sigh :( right gotta go as im about to go jump in the sea
and do nothing all day.... tuff life right but sum1s gotta do it!
we went out last night and played sum pool, chinese poker and drank alot of drinks.... I played sum guy at pool and won 8-2 :) he was the local pool guy who thought he was top
of the notch, clearly not hehe. We Also found out tht my Dad is really ill and is proberly gonna die soon :( maybe he gets better we will hav to
wait and see. gl dad.

p.s I lost my sunglasses :( $200 down the drain sigh.....

I write this with a booked flight to London tonight :( My dad had got much worse and they dont think he has long left to live. I got the next flight
home i could so im waiting now for my 1st flight off the island and thn on to a BA flight to London. I guess i can just hope tht he holds on at least so i get to see him.
I was thinking maybe i dont want to see him in pain and suffering? my last memory was before i went on this trip and we had a nice chat ( this happens very very rarely)
Tho for the 1st time in my life he told me he was proud of me and the way i live my life :) I dont know the details exactly about his condition i just know tht he needs a
heart transplant but is now far too ill for this to be practical. Such a sick thing to be told on holiday tht your dad is dying as u lay in the sun, is ther any 2 more
things tht are further apart from one another? less thn 2 weeks ago he was walking around looking better thn ever. I guess tht things change quicker thn u can ever
imagine in life. It sucks because no amount of money or love can fix my Dad. I guess if ther was a God ( which i dont beleive ther is ) thn this is the time to pray.....
It would be nice for me to know exaclty the details etc Guess i ll just hav to wait and see. My Aunties husband Allister is picking me up from the Airport because the
hospital where my Dad is being held is close.

Right im gonna go and pack the rest of my stuff and get ready for a long and weird trip home

Thanks to all the people who sent their love and good wishes, it means alot so many thanks xxx

I write this part a few days after seeing my Dad just in time before he died at 11.30 on saturday :( sigh was very sad to see. Im now going to get into the funeral
arrangements, i Hav to drive 2.5 hours but w/e hehe :) make sure dad has a nice day at least !

Andy Cradock, Kingand77

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Sweden !!!

Thursday started with me swoping my computer setup while im away travelling with my brother laptop becuase his is better thn my old vile laptop. haha
I got driven upto Heathrow airport by my stepdad on friday morning for my flight to Sweden !!
When i got to Sweden i got the Arlanda express train to Stockholm central and Henrick picked me up in his nice BMW !!! He took me to his appartment which is also very nice, modern decor and perfect for a trendy swedish wanker like him lol ! we got a pizza from the pizza shop below the flat ( so sick how good this guy runs even a pizza shop next to his house wtf)
we stayed in the 1st night and played sum poker and chatted.
Saturday night was Amazing. we went to the local Casino to play poker and get drunk before we headed to a really really sweet club CAFE OPRA. We decided to eat at the casinos restuarant ! the food was stunning and not to expensive + drinks were really cheap here so has quite a few double vodca redbulls :) Now it was time to play poker we played in a 50/50 cash game which means in england pretty much a £5/£5 game. Henrik started which 5000 crown and finished on 25,000 ! he made sum good calls vs a few big bluffs so wp sir. i on the other hand proceded to drop about 10,000 crowns so around a £1,000 loss. but w/e i dont regret my plays just varience.
we drank and chatted to people at the table all of which spoke perfect English :) we drank alot of jagermeister and left around midnight to meet Henriks friend Charlie at the club. when we got to the club it was fucking packed, packed with the largest amount of SUPER HOT girls i v ever seen. literally no joke 90% of them were all gorgeous and none where ugly or fat etc ! such an unreal experience, did nt know this was so true about the rumours iv heard before.
So we got into the club and we had the best table in teh club ! fucking sick !!!!!!!! we met charlie and his sister + her hot friends ! Then mr Pokey85 ( Henrik ) ordered 2 bottles of Moet which cost him like 4000 crowns i think. in total he spent 6000 crowns wot a nice guy huh :)
Just as i was getting hammered at the table Fred85 from pkr and my thailand trip buddy popped in to say hi ! he was already pissed out his face but was really cool to see the guy at last !
we all drank and danced till the club shut around 3.30am i beleive? we ended the night by getting a Mc donalds and a taxi home. Charlie stayed round pokeys this night also.
One of my best nights out ever i think ( FOOD, POKER, DRINKS, CLUB ) it doesn't get any better than this does it ? Sunday was a chill out day recovering. Charlie and pokey played PS3 all day sum shit hockey game and UFC lol
Monday Henrik had work in the day so i stayed at his place doing fuck all so decided to play sum pokeys and won around $1200 + played sum red alert 2 :)
Later tht day we got pizza agen lol watched football on tv and thn went to meet fred and max at the casino to play sum poker. when we got ther they said the poker room was closed sigh 2 days a year and we run this good to pick one on my small trip here FML
Instead we went to a bar and drank a few beers and called it an early night.
When we was home we played sum HU stts ( pokeys fav thing in poker haha) I played two $200 ones vs rambo on pkr who is terrible and ofc i won both :) also used my HU final stage ticket and shipped the 1st place agen for $380 so yesterday total i won like $2,000 ish

Myself Max and Fred hav booked our hotel and flights to thailand on wednesday 21st Oct so thts fuckin awsum and cant wait. FML with the massive flight tho wtf sigh

So my trip to Sweden has come to an end and i must say its been Amazing. I couldn't of asked to meet nicer people and Hericks hospitality has been great ! Thnks man for letting me stay at your house, Its very nice of you and im very greatful! So now im moving onto Thailand with Fred and Max, two guys tht love to get drunk and party ! sooooo fun times here we come.

PS BulletproofJ start runnign better plz i read your post and seems your running super bad. GL

Gl at the tables and in life people
Kingand77 / Andy C.

Thursday, 8 October 2009

Many topics

This week i hav played basically zero online poker as i havnt felt like it atal :( So its defo not a good mood for playing in. I hav been to Big slick almost every night this week to chill out and play sum live poker donkaments. Im plus for the week so thts nice. Lately i must of played like 6 mtts and had a 3rd place finish and two 1st places which makes me up alot £500 and £700 wins, plus im up like £400 in cash games..... I crush hehe
Now I will write this part down now before i sleep and forget how to word it tomoz :) Lately i been thinking about alot of stuff all the time which gets me down. This is usually when im laying in bed about to sleep or sumtimes just random thoughts pop into my head. They are usally about wot i dont hav hence Love in my life. I mean this in the GF sense not family love as i hav tons of tht :) I think about an ex relationship alot of the time which sucks......... Soooo all this thinking makes me dream alot and i remember them. Not good when alot of thm are so called nightmares. I go through random patches of these every now and thn WTF? I dunno wot im saying with all this but guess i think to negative sometimes. Hard to always look on the bright side of life? hmmmm
On other news the girl i kinda liked a while ago sent me a pic of her in her underwear !!! I 1st saw this on her phone a while ago and she said she would send this to me and it arrived tonight !!! Very very nice suprise as she was looking "Stunning" to be quite honest , so thnks for tht.
I must comment on Andy Gowens amazing 6 seater STT performance! A real champion and i see bright things for the future for this man........ so WP taking down the Huge 1st proze of $20
Ahh better comment on the Thailand adventure..... does nt seem to be going anywhere atm no plans as yet and does nt seem to be any in the pipework so guess i ll just play it by ear.
Gotta say a GL wish to Beyne and my friend James Sudworth who are both in the semi finals of a $10,000 HU live poker torney in London. All the best James u deserve it !!! Take tht bitch down

I wrote this blog in 2 different days so might read weird but o well w/e such as life.

Kingand77. Andy C

Monday, 5 October 2009

weekends

This weekend I hardly played any poker online. Friday night I invited for dinner round mums house for wot i must say was the best home made lasagna I had EVER eaten. So props to the best lady in the world also dropped off loads of washing haha ( i pay my mum to do my washing as it takes up far to much time and is also a massive effort plus means i hav another excuse to see the family) So pretty much a win win situation for every1 :-)
I went thn and played live pokers for a cash game £ 1/2 blinds which was a dealers choice game.
The 3 games u could play are HOLDEM/OMAHA/IRISH HOLDEM. All these games were potlimit.
I managed to play into the early hours of the morning like 7am and book a solid £300 profit :) It was also a great laugh as there was a story telling guy at the table who was pretty funny.
On Saturday i played live agen and cashed in a very small field mtt got 3rd. Played snooker and ate take outs for rest of night :)
So this Sunday i decided tht i was nt gonna play online MTTS as was just not feeling it. I agen went to Big slick and lounged around eating Chinese and watching X-factor. All the decent ppl got through except for the ugly twins tht Irish plank put through. Every1 seems to think ther alful but i guess maybe they hav a little summin special........ probably tht they suck each other off every night while listening to will young.
I decided id make a small deposit and play at the computers ther and try and spin up a mini roll in one session at 1/2. I made a few buy ins profit, lost £80 at blackjack and quit. So nice profit ther :) hehe Also in the few times i played PKR at the weekend i managed to book a solid profit of a few thousand $$$$ so account is now booming after a $800 Rakeback also been paid to my account. $37,335 in the pokers account which is pretty sweet especially after last weeks antics of running bad...... playing like a donk ......... :)
Congrats to mtt pro Nick / salamader6 on ftp. he got 3rd in the 50r on Pokerstars on Sunday for little over $16,000 :) so grats to him for tht impressive score.
Dunno if my trip to Thailand is happening anytime soon as max is ill and has nt spoke to me about it in ages. me thinks maybe he dont wanna come to England 1st like he said he would so we could fly the long trip together..... i ll keep u informed of updates.

Kingand77 / Andy C

Thursday, 1 October 2009

Spun the account around

Well my roughly $15,000 losing last week came to an end on Saturday night where i played sum juicy 5-10 cash games. I managed to get unstuck to the tune of 7k tht night which was solid, followed by the next few days with another like 5k so really turned the bad week around :)
It did nt affect me tht much mentally just was disappointing to lose tht much so quick on a passive site with lots bad players.
On Wednesday of the losing week i thought tht i take a night off and take my Brother to the cinema to see District 9 and boy tht was a great choice ! One of the best films i ever seen ( seriously amazing) Even tho i had to pay like $50-$60 for the trip altogether probably saved me a ton in monies tht night if i played the pokers.
1st week i ever looked at HM properly and it defo helps and am going to be using it to go over hands and results in the future :) I played live pokers on saturday night and bust a £150 freeze out. Worste standard i ever saw lols literally 5 ppl in the room even new how to play sumwot all the rest are HUGE fish and stations. SO decided tht i will be playing the £150 NLH/PLO torney on sunday instead of playing horrible mtts online which are pissing me off l8ly. I took $5,000 out of FTP and now got tiny rolls on both stars and FTP of like $2500 each. meh w/e

Right now i not feeling like playing online poker so gonna go see a few friends at bigslick and probs play the small nightly mtt. Gonna be receiving like $1,000 in Rb in the next couple days from last months play :) just so feels like free money and i love that.

p.s id love to know why the fuck razor blades for my razor cost so fucking much? lol

Andy C, kingand77, gl at the tables ppl

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Hating 5-10 and poker atm

Well im super tilted atm and very pissed off.... Managed to lose 10k on pkr at 5-10 in last few days.
Couldnt win a hand for 2 days super sick and depressing. I did nt obv play very great either, impossible to play ya best when nothing is going your way ( KK VS AA few times is fun also )
Every time iv ever played 5-10 this happens i dont get it. Lose every allin vs a shortie and it sucks big time no joke like 1-20 on allins pre flop vs retarded short stacks.....
Very much sucks losing all the profit id grinding out at 2/4 , 3/6 and sumtimes 5-10 to lose it all bak. I just played on ftp for no reason and thought id play 10-20 plo lol, i suck at plo and bad idea i lost a couple K and quit, played 1 table of 5-10 and lost 1.5k ish got it allin on flop w/ a flush draw and but shot in a rr pot and lost to top set HAHA. so these loses total my losing for 3 days at like $14,000 o man thts alot of money and will take along time to rebuild..... i guess i should use this as a learning experience and take a coupel days off? Thing is tho i find it so hard to take days off and see games running and am like " Ahhh i ll just play for abit see how it goes"

Max says he is coming to England soon or at least going to Thailand so Im going also. Gotta get my tattoo finished before i go tho.

So im gonna chill for sum time and think about my game sum before i go back to playing.
So i wont feel like im on this tilt tht i feel right now..... May go to cinema tonight to watch
District 9

Andy c

Monday, 21 September 2009

London town, and FML w/ women

Ok so this week poker wise has been great agen. Cash games i feel like I am killing the games i play in so decided to play sum 5-10 no alot more regular like when games are wot i call at least half decent. Since i got back from Vegas i hav been killing the games and putting in sum decent hours.
Had a few people in the games i play and outside say many nice and complimentary things to me!
So gives me even more confidence :)

In the girl front ! I must just suck at this. Its like in USA girls really liked me and i even found like a GF there. obv i live in England and her in USA so could nt work, as all my girl in the past are. Everything is fucked up FML. Myself and Yas are gonna be wot i always am with girls and thts JUST FUCKING FRIENDS !!! Maybe im just always ment to be single????? FML

Saturday just gone was the birthday trip to London for mike and stu's joint Bday dinner and Clubbing. I stayed in a hotel w/ Karl which was very nice in the center of London.
We went for dinner which was UBER posh and very cool ( why the fuck do posh dinners hav the worlds smallest portions?) Saw 75% of the guys and people tht were in Vegas this year and was amazing to catch up and see how every1 is doing.
Got very very drunk and in the VIP section of the club we were partying w/ famous people even. Joe Calzaghe was ther w/ like 15 women on his arm lmfao ( MBN, must be nice ) Also a few people from a British soap.
I danced loads proberly looked like a twat but w/e i dont care i loved it and was funny at the time :) The walk from the club to Leicester square was funny as me and Karl were cruising the streets speaking to random people and saying stuff like " sir im loving tht shirt" " or wow u ladys are looking stunning tonight" lots of silly comments aswell. Got a hot dog which was LOOOOOOSH ;-) The taxi we got back was hilarious we got a bike cab. haha funniest thing i ever done. pretty cool end to an amazing night.
Thos i did leave my shoes in the hotel room which i had bought tht day sigh...... They are sending thm in the post tho which is cool and lucky i guess.

Gonna eat now and finish cleaning my room.
Gl at the tables and in life ppl.
Andy Cradock

Sunday, 13 September 2009

Sad blog post and moaning/ Amazing Rob

Well i hav just finished reading a very sad blog post by a fellow poker player and it made me stop and think. It was about a girl tht committed suicide because the guy in whos blog post it was did nt love her and was moving away. It was really sad to read this and makes u think about life and important things.
1 thing i hav been meaning to write up is how i really do moan about everything, even tho alot of the time the complaints are fair. I mean moaning about how shit the food was on holiday how crap the weather was? these all seem like very fair comments but is ther a time+place for these.
I guess its not fair on other people to maybe put a dampener on their good times with my comments? I dunno if i do sum times but sure every once in a while.
I mean seriously wtf hav a got to moan about? maybe these things? idiot me ofc

-I hav a great family who i love dearly and will help me out with just about anything
-I live in a decent house with all i could need ie computer setup, massive t.v , amazing bed etc
-I hav a very nice car ( golf gti )
-I hav money and an ever growing poker Bank Roll ( poker has been real good to me when i think about it, even tho iv put in alot of effort ;-)
-Iv never hav to wake up or go to bed at certain times! And i hav been on holiday for 8 weeks this year in total.
-My family's health is very very good

These are just a few things tht i should be very happy about and really means i should NEVER EVER hav a reason to moan !
So next bad beat i take in poker i will try to be like meh w/e and think about my list of things in my life tht are amazing. Ther is alot of VERY ungreatful and scumbag type ppl in this world, I try not to be one of those (defo think im not) "People really dont realize wot they hav till its gone" Now when i was in Malia i had some good bonding time with my 16 year old bro Rob.
Now this is a guy tht is literally great at everything he does. He is 6"5 and does boxing, regularly decks 18-21 year olds. very intelligent and done well at scholl. Literally will beat u at any computer game u play him at ( amazing at guitar hero, fifa,COD etc) This guy sat down at the Malia beach party and did the drinking contest ( 50 shot challenge) and OBV won !!! /Owned 3 other people all of which were 20 years and older !!!! they all were sick while rob just drank them all under the floor !! It was after this tht i was Very impressed and decided i would give him a jab in the arm as a congrats :P He goes do u wanna play fight on the sand ( kinda like sparring was ment by this ) I accepted and managed to get a few cheap shots in :P Thn he tryed and gave me a jab in the arm which i swear almost broke my arm !!! i still hav the bruise from it writing this a couple weeks after. I realized tht i wasn't gonna win so i ran off like a wimp haha !
The guy is a legend and every1 loves him. The girls really like him the lads love him ( even random people u meet out love this guy) I know he will go far in life and he is just to good at Life.
I wish him all the best , love you Bro.

See i really hav nothing to complain about in my life? So im gonna try and lose sum of the pointless moaning about the things tht really arnt important in life.

In other news Myself and Jamie (bulletproofJ) are thinking about goin to Thailand for a couple months. Just get a house and grind poker for a while getting a great life experience. Jays been before so would be nice to go with sum1 who has experience as i haven't been there before.
Im about to start the Sunday MTT grind so maybe i will Bink summin and have even more reason to be happy !!!

Andy C, kingand77

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Malis 09 trip report

well my week off from poker in malia has come to an end and i must say im pleased.
I enjoyed alot of the week with my 2 brothers , karl, fliss, doug swift, luggoon and paul.

We rented quad bikes for the 1st 4 days and wot a fuckin liabilty they are...... ther are basically no rules in malia or laws when it comes to this ! so we strolled in and got a deal 20 euros each for 4 days and was like yay this is a great deal. Then came the 30 euros insurance which is clear con, i ll explain about tht l8er. We got outside after paying 50 total and got told we would hav to pay 10 euros for petrol each pmsl to which they actually gave us like 4-5 euros worth sigh....
so off we headed on our bikes looking for fun. We went up the mountains and cruised around this like quary thing which was sum of the best fun iv had for a very long time.
We found this mud track which was fuckin awsum fun, we could drift around the figure of 8 track.
Was a mental afternoon , great times untill paul managed to go downhill and crash his bike into rocks lol he was so lucky to get away with cuts and bruises but the bike was fucked! so we left it ther and thought tht we could say sum1 stole it ! and the insurance would pay !
the next day the men from the rental shop came and found paul and said they found his broken crashed up bike dumped up in the mountains lolz he had to admitt tht he crashed it himself becuase they saw him and all his cuts all over his body. He had to pay 500 euros even tho he had insurance and they said when we took it out tht it covers crashes theift etc. they basically told him to pay the money or they would beat him up !!! ( send men to find him and crush him if he runs off or does nt pay) wtf where are we in the world for this shit lolz
So he haggled them down to 150 euros and left.

The food in our hotel was rancid and pretty much everywhere we ate was mediorce at best,
The rooms were cheap as and did nt even hav t.v's in sigh.... had to pay extra for everything even fuckin aircon wtf? The local ppl in malia are 98% ignorant rude wankers.
Mc donalds was my best meal i ate the whole trip....

The nights out were great fun but suprisingly cost alot. Im sure all the drinks were watered down sigh. The snakes tht tried getting u too come into the bars were mostly all wankers except a few who were ok. The clubs were all small but was pretty decent.
The one thing pissed me off about here was the music.... all chart shit and played none stop ( like on turbo repeat)

fun trip tho all in all and i did get to sit next to a hot girl on the plane and talk load with her and her amazingly huge tits :) oioi

Andy c

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Nice tht people hav manners at 16.........

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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Yay Youtube vids on my blog

Well it appears tht im a blog god lol I sent my report of the Vegas mtt 4th place to my whole msn list and the comments i got back were amazing ! I was really proud of myself :-)
I yeh i will now be posting random videos on here from youtube as i found out how to do tht this week! So a Special thanks to my friend ( kloonike ) for helping me with this.
I think i will post this video of Phil Hellmuth going nuts at the 2008 WSOP ..... this guy is a poker legend and a funny guy! even tho he acts like a complete dick he is great for T.V and we laughed alot at the next video in Vegas ! ( proberly watched it like 100 times )

This is just classic tv and amazing to watch esp the classic lines of " Honey he called a raise with a QUEEN and a 10" lolz and the "O HE DID NT DID HE , Idiot from northern Europe" and the best of all the chip crushing , acts like a little child. All in all hilarious !!


This is actually the most that I have ever laughed at a single poker hand. This includes the retarded women poker player Tiffany Michelle and Marc Podell. Marc shows every poker emotion in the world in this hand. The Poor guy Really does hold his heart on his sleeve !!! Funny as tho

Saturday, 15 August 2009

$1,000 Caesars Palace super deep stack main event in las vegas

Right i been meaning to do this for sum time now, I finally hav the time to do sooo ! well here goes.


Right it started off about 4-5 days till the tournament started. I went to Caesars and played sum cash games and saw the poster for a MEGA STACK MAIN EVENT with a $1,000 buyin.
I thought as i did nt play any wsop event tht this was my shot at making sum decent money lols
When i got back to the house i asked a few of the lads if any1 was gonna play it too. But sum were going home on the day and the house was super short of people ( cause wsop had ended... only main event was left )
This is were i had the funniest thing i ever heard haha it goes like this Jamie (sooosick) was busto and wanted nick (samamander) to stake him in the event i planned on playing. Jamie is asking for $500 from Nick, so Nick goes are u willing to play properly and actually try? Jamie did nt seem to keen and was like meh. Then Nick turns to me and says can i buy a peice of u Andy in it? This was pretty cool for me tbh as i respect nicks games alot ( sick mtt player ) We had talked/played alot of poker together and looked at HHs ( handhistories) So i say yeh sure i ll sell u 10% he ships me the money and i move on. Jamie goes WTF u will buy Peices of Andy and not me? Jamie thinks he is the best poker player in the world BTW lol. SO Nick turns around and insta says " This is because Andy is actually good at poker Jamie" This was the funniest thing i v ever heard and insta started laugh at Jamie this left Jamie speachless ..... looking extreamly owned he stands ther going red.

Well anyways i ll get on with the mtt now. So i stroll down to the torney on day 1a. I get to my table and see a bunch of middleaged depressed people nd a coupel old people and thought yay this looks good !! we started off with 50,000 starting chips 1000 bbs with an hour blind levels.
I started off feeling the table out to see wot was goin on, and to my suprise no1 actually sucked big time. I did nt get a hand for hours and just played super small ball poker. I dwindled down to like 18k after like half the day and was getting really fed up. But i did nt let this stop me or put me off my game. I then made a sexy squeeze allin which i new no1 could call. about 5 player limped for 800 at 400/800 i was in bb w/ 85o and decided to shove and literally never get called. So i did and every1 insta folded and i picked up like 5k for free :) this got me rolling abit
Next hand a super fish limps utg ( he limps like 75% of hands , raised huge tho if he has summing good) i look down and see AJ in sb so i pump it up and he insta calls me as usal, we played alot of hands prier basically he won every1 lol. Flop comes K,10,3r i bet out 2/3 pot and he snap calls
i really put him on weakness and i know tht he floats flop bets super light so i decided on a brick 7 on the turn to shove like 20k into a 21k pot expecting a fold a large % of the time. He thinks for abit and folds A10 and Now i had confidence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
couple blind levels later i pick up QQ and decide to call a loose openers early position raise on the button. The flop comes 7,5,2ss now i hav been agro at the table, so i raise his c-bet on the flop not planning to fold to an allin ! he thinks for like a minute and goes allin i insta snap only to be shown AA? the turn blanks off and i stay sat in my chair cause i just know the QUEEN ball is hitting on the river :P and sure enough it BINKS!!!!! now i had like 90k stack and in great shape.
Ther was a few hours left of the day so i thought try and get as many chips for day 2 as possible.
I 3 bet resteal a few times to sum young kids tht got moved to my table ( obv they was agro good players, as most young people are in $1k buyins, kinda my rule of thumb when playing live, just assume tht all young people are at least decent and not a fish)
I won a hand w/ AA when i flopped a set and got allin vs a flush draw and held!!!!!
I finished the day on 184k and my sights very much set on 1st place.

I had the next day off tho as day1 B was takign place. So i chilled at home went swimming and cinema saw BRUNO ! very funny but very fuckin gay? every joke was to do with gays. funny film tho still, Apart from the fuckin ending which was fuckin discusting !!!! 2 men kissing full on and shagging basically on the floor :( AHHHHH horrible

Day 2 started and i was feeling super confident. I dwindled down not getitn any hands atal for hours. I got moved table and chipped up a little had like 200k now the cutoff shoved his like 12 bbs and i insta reship AKs from the button the blinds fold and i lose to AJ :( down to like 150k and like 20 till the money bubble. We get sent on dinner break and i go shopping for clothes :-)

I had the pleasure of playing with Sunny Chatta and the legend TJ cloutier. Sunny bust and TJ was left being a super fucking nit haha ( really nitty )

I got moved table about 10 till the money and was put on the table with the massive torney chip leader MRSMOKEY1 ( online mtt/stt/ high stakes cash GOD) he opened alot of hands and chipped up even more. The bubble went on for wot seemed forever ( literally 2 hours ) i got super short by this time, as i could nt do anything cause SMOKEY was raising everything ! anyways soon the bubble broke and i was $1800 richer !!! yayayayayay
the blinds and antis were massive at this point and my main man Karl had come to rail me just after he bust the WSOP main event :( His run good worked on me and i went from like 80k / 5 bbs to like 1.1 million in this sick run. I even folded AJs with 5bbs to a utg open in the sb . I new i was beat by the guys range so i folded lol he actually flipped JJ and sed see i wasn't stealing lols moron live players haha I had to call allin from mr smokeys late pos open with 66 he has k10 and i held !!! so im upt like 200k thn i get TO shove a few times in LP with junk. i even shoved button with like 10 bbs ish with 86o and the BB folded 99 face up !!! I insta laughed at him and sed WTF? he went so mad at me saying go bak to Europe u kid. I just continued to laugh hard at him for 15 mins roughly ! he tryed saying he did nt need to flip for 10 bbs lols wot a tard . U cannot excuse tht kinda play and other player s at my table were laughing at him also and he was gettin steamed when he came out with this line "liston kid iv had more cashes thn uv had hot dinners" I obv insta laugh my ass off in his face. He sits ther and steams sum more ! I tryed to explain the maths behind my shove and how bad it is to fold 99 ther, but another English guy from another table came across and sed plz dont educate a retard lol Mikey obv went off on another rant about kid poker players and how he busts them every WSOP !!!! hahaha
He tells me his name is mikey "unbelievable" and i should search him on google. I say to him ur nick name is mickey "unbelievable"??? Liston mate u sound more like a stripper thn a poker player! I actually did google him and he is an ex hocky player turned pro so kinda like Teddy Sheringham i guess.

I get this hand AKs vs mikey with AKo and a guys Q10o tht is had to be allin with shortish.
anyways i make a flush and knock mikey out and Iam suddenly upto like 900k BOOM!
Day 2 ends soon and im left with 925k goin into the final day. At this point ther was 27 left

Day 3 starts and im pumped to do well. TJ is only live pro left tht i know off. Quite a few young kids left also which always sucks as they are like 99% tuffer thn the drooling live pros.
I manage to get a guy to 3 bet me allin ( he looked at me for liek 1 minute and then i gulped and he insta shoved . I snapped with KK he flips QJs and i hold.
thn interestign hand happens. The cutoff shoves like 4 bbs ish after losing a massive allin pot to sum1 else, the English dude who multitables 2/4 / 3/6 on stars ( really good player understands loads bout the game) makes a iso shove for like 850k and i look down at 99 in the sb . I hav like 1.4 million so i reshove and TJ in the bb folds. He says o shit im like yay. He flips KJs and wins the pot with trips. I know my play here is 100% correct as i know his re shipping range is HUGE so did nt feel to bad. Only too hav TJ cloutier say my reshove was bad to all his friends and the people at the table. FUCKING NIT BAG RETARD LEARN SUM MATHS AND GAME THEORY U FUCKIN OLD RETIRED NO GOOD FUCK THT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER OFF THE PACKET OF A BAG OF MONSTER MUCH CRISPS!!!

I shove for a while and chip up with KK agen and thn i shove the button with 14bbs w/ A7o totally standard and get called by MR.smokey who had AJs and im in shit trouble when the flop comes with 2 of his suit!!! I sum how manage to bink an offsuit 7 on the turn !!! and hold vs the redraw on the river. ( run good ) Now Mr.smokey did nt even flinch i mean say anything do anything just looked the same at start of hand and same at the end of the hand. A real Pro and a decent guy. I sed sick beat ul dude. He was like "np buddy u hav to shove ther with A7 " i woulda done the same thing so NH" real gent and genuine nice guy.
we was down to like 12 people now and TJ was gone. He is so lol he raise folded 9 bb 3x open w/ 99 and folded to a shove like 7 handed ! haha obv terrible tht is why he did nt make FT
I manage to pick up KK agen and hold allin pre vs 1010 and im upto like 3.5 million with 11 left. I steal alot of blinds and all of a sudden hav 4 million chips and my 1st huge live FINAL TABLE!

So final table starts and i hav a look around alot of younger guys all which were very good and a few older guys which were also very good. Ther was one weak player sat to my right.
I find the guys from the house came to support me so thnks to KAI, HENRIK, KARL, JAMIE and TAKARA !!! They all watched from their seats and proceded to drink as did I ( well only a few as i wanted to concentrate and enjoy my time here) I talked alot at the final table with a couple guys incl the English 2/4 regular called Matt, super funny guy ! We laughed and joked 75% of the whole final table was great fun. I had to raise call AJs vs KK and i hit an ACE . We was down to 6 players in a couple hours and boy they were all tuff !!! inl mr smokey and Matt ther was no free money anywhere.
we got to 4 handed and the blinds were insanly big now. 150k/300k with a 50k anti.
I had been reshipping my 4-5 million stack over Smokeys opens alot and got folds everytime.
I then picked up 99 on shoved Smokey called with AJ and hit a jack on the flop to knock me out in 4th place for $47,000 !!! U shook every1s hand and wished thm all Good luck ! gg me

Mr smokey ended up winning 1st place for a cool $155k seriously a beast of poker ! WP sir

I went home and chilled very happy and prepared for the partying to celebrate the next night. Cost me $1500 tht night but was well worth it and the lads desearved it after the supported me. Means alot to me when my friends rail me on a final table so thnks guys !!!!

Im all typed out now!! Hope u enjoyed reading this

Kingand77 / Andy C

Thursday, 13 August 2009

Send the STT !

Ok today i decided to play a - 10 man sit n go $160+14.75. I rarely play these but fancied doin one today. After waiting like 4 hours for it to start lolz but w/e it was well worth it as i only went and took 1st place. Now this is by no means a massive win for me as it was only $700 . For sum reason i feel super proud of myself haha (So random)
I think its mainly because this week i hav NOT been able to break the $15,000 mark in my pkr account gettin within a few dollers only to lose a few buyins and so this happened all week like a roller coaster !!!!! Very annoying. So i went into HU in the stt knowing if i could bag 1st place i would get $700 and that would take me over the $15,000 mark ;-) !!!!
Anyways i shipped the stt in like 30 hands of HU play getting ul in allins and lucky ! (swings and roundabouts) haha

Right news on the girl front. My Ex-best mate has 17 year old twin sisters. where i get my hair cut one of thm works so we got speaking on Facebook. She is also a text maniac haha lols
Anyways she is little miss innocent and quite cute tbh. I was invited around last night as her sister was out with her BF. So we chatted and watched tv / music was very enjoyable actually.
She sat with me on the sofa and kinda got more and more layed back and comfortable with me.
Nothing else happened which is fine, as i dont think i v sat with a girl and had such a fun time doing nothing........ lols not just the rude stuff haha
So im not sure how i feel about it all TBH. Friends little sister is rather annoying....... dunno how she feels about it all either. Think she likes me but is kinda shy on saying?? Im usally really good at telling in these situations but we will hav to wait and see.... GL me

News on the Malia front.............. I went round my mums and she sed tht if i could book 2 more places to Malia thn she would pay for my brothers to come :P so we rang up and got the last room in the hotel weeeeeeeeee ! Running good !!!! They even got the same flight times as myself and Karl (discomonkey) talk about running like god :) So now super excited even more , defo gonna be sick. News is tht a huge raver of my brothers friends luggon is coming, funny funny guy
Ordered sum SNUS also for the trip. This stuff was introjucied to me by my Swedish friend Henrick (pokey85) basically a healthier option to smoking. I only use when i m out getting drunk, gives me a good head rush effect !

Think i m gonna go for a drive now and also stop off to stock up on sum food .

Great tune !!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19rG2CHvCQY

Gl at the tables people and in life

Andy C

Sunday, 9 August 2009

MALIA here i come

Ok so i just booked Malia for myself and Karl ( discomonkey on pkr ) Mega cool tht he will be coming now, Great Great lad and a heart of gold. Is nice to have a decent m8 i guess im saying lols
We are flying out from Gatwick on the 1st Sept for 7 days of

-DRINKING
-PARTYING
-WOMEN
-SUN + SEA
-RELAXING
-EATING OUT

My friends Fliss and Elena are coming too, And boy do they love to Party ;-) xxx
Kinda weird i think this will be as it will be so fucking cheap. Flights and hotel for a week = £250 / $417 ........ Hotel looks good toooo. It will certainly be alot cheaper thn Las Vegas was hihi

Poker was gay yesterday got bad beat to bust the Big Shot
Had insanly juicy cash games and eneded up like even ish . A few MASSIVE spew tards and i did nt get a penny off thm :( Hopefully i can bink summing on sunday mtts. probs just play a few tho

In my next post im gonna write about my vegas mtt experience . think it will be good to reminise and look how i got 4th :)

Andy c gl at the tables

Friday, 7 August 2009

FML

I just went out for dinner for a My brothers Birthday, kinda a late dinner out cause was his B-day on the 4th but w/e. So i had to pick up my brothers and Hannah (Joes GF) on the way which was no probs. I then get out of my car at restaurant and see a familiar face at the entrance sitting having a drink. I thn realized it was Don who lived with my EX gf basically for like 6 months, real nice guy ! So i said hello etc and he sed Laura (EX) would be here also tonight i was like ............ cool
thinking in my head tho FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, worste thing ever !
So i ate my dinner which was very very poor quality compared to the standards that it usally is.
Steak was uber over cooked and fries were pretty poor also. but w/e "it is wot it is and its not wot its not". And this dinner was certainly not good lol
I sat praying at the meal tht i didn't hav to see Laura and wanted to be out of tht place ASAP
It was just before i left i went to the toilet and on my return to the table i saw her takin a pic of 1 of her friends :( Like every emotion iv ever felt ran through my body at once and i just walked past, not sure if she noticed me but hopfully not.......... hard to miss a 6"7 giant tho.......
I quickly sed my good byes and left the building and burnt off in my car as fast as i could.

We used to be best friends, thn lovers and now we dont ever even speak...... kinda bothers me inside but just get on with life. Tonight tho was horrible !!!! I feel really shit inside now and slightly depressed about the whole night. She also still ows me £1000 kinda annoying, last thing tht attaches me to her but w/e i know she will pay me back..... tho losing hope after all this time TBH.
On possitive news poker is goin very well winning last few sessions :)
Karl ( discomonkey ) said tht he is up for coming on holiday with us at end of month. Super excited about tht, As i know we will hav a fucking amazing time.

Think i may go for a cruise in my car tonight. Get the hardcore tunes blarring to get rid of sum of the misery :P

Andy C aka Kingand77

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Pool sucks now i hate it !

Right decided to blog agen tonight......... Ok Starting with Pool....... WTF is with myself and this game now? I used to love playing and could play all day long and still not be bored ever.
Now i go to pool league on Mondays and dont wanna play, just give my matches basically.
Like i did this week lol, ther was a few smashes of the balls pure 100% bingo stuff. Very childish shit really TBH . Weird really to feel like pool , Once a loved past time of mine !
Well today i went down Gunwhalf with my m8 Jamie (bulletproofJAY) we chilled out and had sum drinks. He played sum poker and i drank and ate haha
I thn sed i would play 1 game for his pool team cause they was short................... MISTAKE ANDY
OMFG i played my game shit from start to the short finish........ I come to the conclution tht i just plain out totall suck now. Im a pool has been ( technically u hav to of been summin in the 1st place Ever to be a "HAS BEEN" FML)
Poker has been goin ok i guees up nicely for this week :) Also completed my reload bonus now so thts nice to of done tht.

Im defo goin on holiday now . Me ,Elena and Fliss are going to book sumwhere on Monday not sure where yet but will be insanly goooood where ever we go. PARTY

Just a quickie aswell about my bros 18th yesterday!!! It was Epic fun. Started with a few of us at mine drinking a bottle of Dom Perignon ! Also sum Magners and beer.
Then we went to a club and i got 100 shots in PMSL for all my friends ( A few i hadn't seen for ages so was great to catch up) We danced away for hours thn went and chilled out in the casino which the fuckin retard women taxi driver took us to the wrong place? thn was like well u hav to tell me when i go wrong? I mean WTF u stupid bitch its your fuckin job to go where i tell u and get it right !!!! w/e rant over just plz taxi ppl do your jobs properly and avoid my lifetilt :-0

Andy C

Saturday, 1 August 2009

long time no post

ok people i hav to blog been asked to by a few friends and should be really. Pure laziness has stopped me !
right just a summery of Vegas thn. i stayed in a mansion with 8-20 people all from a poker back ground all amazing people and could nt hav asked for a better mix of ballas and poorer people.
The nights out we had was fucking amazing. esp tht night at Ghost bar ( sooosick, discomonkey, kingkai, pokey85, nick heather ) such a good night loads of drinking on our table tht we bought for the night :P One thing i hav to tell u about tho is this. If u dont know soosick he is a good looking chap who loves himself and is quite the ladys man. Henrik also know as pokey85 is a swedish hunk. (basically the swedish version of action man) ( o yeh btw im not gay just they are both good looking chaps) ........... anyways Henrik and Sooosick (Jamie) was standing at the foot of our table and i was sitting down at the back looking out the window from the 55th floor Amazing view !!!! when this group of like 3 good looking girls was walking past. Obv jamie and henrik introduced thm selfs and the girl pointed to me and sed who is tht while interupting Jamie in mid flow of his sleeziness ! He sed tht is Andy , she thn proceded to jump over Jamie and land on my lap. I was like Hello lol she thn sed so tell me more about yourself Andy...... pmsl. i was speaking to her for the whole of a minute thn she starting kissing me. Obv i cant say no to a really hot girl esp one tht jamie and henrik tryed chatting up ! Very upsetting tho as the lads could nt keep the other 2-3 girls which were her friends ther. so she had to leave :( sad times.....
So many stories to tell but would literally take forever and 100,000 blog posts.
I also managed to win the 100r on fulltilt for $13.5k and get 4th in the Caesers super deep stack main event which in which u start off with 1000bb's and an hour clock. Was kinda gay tht my final table was filled with Reallly good players. Mrsmokey1 ended up winning it. for those of u who dont know he is a beast of an online player and had amazing live results. he knocked me out with his AJ VS MY 99 standard 4 handed with like 14 bets. meh still got a $47.5k score so w/e sooo nice :P Great experience and proud of myself to play well for 3 whole days. I also got to play with sum known live pros. sum good sum bad. T.J cloutier was terrible IMO he cashed in the event but ultra nit. raise folded 10bbs with 99 after opening 3x wtf? im sure this is nt good EVER haha very full of himself man. Compared himself to Stu Unger PMSL
Vegas was Best time of my life and will never forget it. I met sum amazing people over ther and hav made many new friends. incl Nick heather, Simon wing, Andy white, Jonas..... even bonded with Jamie :P hard guy to understand in the mists of all his MOANING...... yes even more thn me. i know tht is hard to take in but i did find sum1 tht moans more then ME . haha. real great guy tho as were the rest of the lads.
Strange to tht this time i did nt miss England atal. Apart from my Car, i hate getting taxis everywhere and gettin other ppl to take u places in the houses 2 cars. meh but wot ever!

"It is wot it is , and it not wot its not"

So after being back in England iv been playing my pool singles league with suprising sesults i won 2/3 not bad after no practice for a couple months. Joined a new poker club near my house. They hav 1/2 cash games running and is very boring live obv but ok sumtimes for a change. maybe i can crush those and the play reminds me of 1c/2c no joke either on tht.......
Cleaned my car yest for 1st time in forever, it looks nice agen... reay
Playing PKR agen and managed to be up like $5.5k this week even tho i tool sum horric coolers and beats at 5-10.

-AA allin on flop of 7,5,2 vs QQ obv Queen ball on river.
-99 vs J9 on , J,9,3 allin on the flop JACK ball on turn to seal my fate.
- Set vs SET my 44 on 6,4,3 vs docfuns 66 sigh........
-Ak vs 99 blind vs blind i lose
- Ak vs a half stacks 55 i lose.
- I flopped King high flush vs Ace high flush blind vs blind

Pretty gay hands for me to be losing seeing as im not a regular at 5-10 and every shot i take i seem to hav sessions like these....... hmmm . Cant complain tho really i guess. Guess id love a few coolers my way tho next week.
Got a text today to wake me up :( but it said would i like to go to Malia at end of August to party!
Im thinking maybe i will.......... who knows except me right ;-)

I need food gonna go eat
Gl at the tables and in life.

Andy Cradock, Kingand77

Saturday, 30 May 2009

24/7

run the worste of my life in mtts l8ly here are the hands i v lost
AA vs kk allin pre flop in ftops 54 left
AQs vs K10o on final table bubble of 50r
AA vs A4o on final table bubble in 50r
AA vs JJ in 100r in monster pot
setup bs in 100r QQ VS KK (I even hit a set and still lost)
got 2 outed on river in my £1k live mtt
QQ vs AQo in 100r on the bubble for 2nd place in chips pot
Lost a 70% fav for a 70k pot at 20k average in 100r 28 left, stack would been 3 1/2 times average
o yeh and the A5 on 3,5,5 vs k7o the runner runner straight and plus he had no flush draw either to get 12th in the stars nightly?
many many others also ! Its fuckin sick!
I cant win a key fucking hand? even being ahead so fuckin much . im tired of it :(

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

A better start to this week

Right ok, This start to the week had been a real improvement from last week starting on monday night pools match vs my friend Dan Ayling, i went 4-1 up and was crushing thn missed like 3 easy chances and before i knew it dan had the score back to 4-4..... I woulda been sooo gutted to lose and went into the final decider game positive of winning. I basically ended up doing a sick clearence with a double on the black to win!!! was very happy with this win and i am now bak on track and in with a chance of winning the league :) gotta beat the probable best player and also friend in the league Matt Gates. Matt has got off to a horrid start this season tho losin his last 2 games :( so maybe i can take advantage of this.
Got my tattoo yesterday afternoon which was cool, well got like 1/3 of it done, so along way to go. but it is looking cool already and i can imagine how good it gonna look when completed :)
Poker was sexy the other night when i let my friend play a sattellite for me to the DTD £1100 buy in. 5 day mtt possible torney. Well ther was a 65 euro rebuy mtt and my m8 Mike got me a seat so i gave him 10% in my event when i go to play it next week 27th..... so gl me im feeling great about my mtt game ATM

Andy C

Sunday, 17 May 2009

FUCK YOU POKER GODS

Im literally feeling empty right now!! Just bust FTOPS $120 knockout torney 54th allin pre flop AA VS KK in a $1.2 million chip pot..... nuffin to say relli except whne the fuck will i get my break in poker seriously i try so fuckin hard all the time to improve and keep up with the ever advancing game... i get deep so often in ftops events and i lose every massive key hand? i seriously never ever fun good, I see other get it allin repeatedly with crap and win alway WTF>? i always seem to hav the best hand and lose seriously WTF other day in 100r FTOPS got like 75th place losin AK vs AQ allin pre... Its soo heartbreaking tht i NEVER get wot i desearve and run so consistantly ALFUL......
O yeh while this was going on managed to lose KK vs AA in sunday million obv i lose when the situation is revearsed. See the thing is i know these setup hands happen both ways but i always lose it when i Get the best of a cooler/setup situation WTF? goodbye $160k 1st place chance. GONE FUCK SAKE.... 54th outa 8,000 plus ppl soo sick to lose like tht hurts alot... also lost KK on K,3,9,4 vs rivered quad 3s

Thursday, 14 May 2009

sigh ..... hating poker atm

ok well i hav just had the shittest week ever in poker and life...... 1stly i let my team down and lost my billiards match vs a retard..... by 1 fuckin point.... ultimate tilt right ther sigh.
i pissed off a friend not meaning too, all sorted now but still kinda feel little bit bad.
Poker had been sick running so alfully bad and i v had a very positive attitude even through the BS.
I think it is best if i stay away from cash games on pkr im gettin raped everywhere i play. Just had a session at 5-10 and it was the fishiest tables iv ever seen in my life anywhere. I came out a $4k loser obv. I mean this is fuckin bs. losin to tards even ffs set up hands like FH VS FH shit makes me steam.... i took out my 8k left wot in pkr and am gonna take it to vegas for my trip and put money bak in when i need too. im veryvery disapointed this week things havnt gone right! think ill play sum fulltilt cash games maybe and defo sum mtts. I will be playing the DTD £1k event in a week or so aswell as gettin my tattoo on tuesday which is summin to look forward to i guess.
On the stacey from Vegas front things are looking very good. She said she liked me today cause of my smile and finds it fasinating speaking to me which is great and im relli chuffed. Stacey is a class girl and also happens to be a super hotty aswell . She cant wait till i go out ther and we hook up, as she says lols.
I ordered like 25 dvds this week so guess i ll hav sum time off from poker and watch them.... a big selection for all moods.
When i wake up im gonna go see mum and say hi.... also tidy up my room as its abit messy atm and pisses me off with empty cans of dr.pepper and shit on my desk... sigh

Well gl ppl and i hope to of had a better week the next time i decide to post
Andy C / kingand77

Sunday, 10 May 2009

lots of stuff to talk about

Meh ok its 9am and i have not been to sleep yet..... I just managed to clear my 125k points for the $500 dollar bonus :-) YAY !!!on the poker front its been an up and down last few days with peaking at 15k and bak down to just over 10k ( my roll in pkr atm, not all my rolls as i hav moneys other sites and in the bank) it now bak upto almost 15k with my bonus soo thts all good. I hav really been thinking about my game this week in the cash department. It seems tht i think i call too much with marginal hands especially out of position handslike 107s and 68s etc..... in position these hands play soooo much better cause u hav so many more options, So i am going to try and tighten up and pick the really good multiway spots for those hands or when i hav position.
Got 80th in the FTOPs $200r . very shit cause Got it allin pre flop with AK VS AQ and he hit on the river ...... sigh run better please!!! Also i bust the Big shot on pkr ($500 mtt) just outside the money ffs with top pair allin on the flop vs a flush draw and agen they hit on river..... GG me.

I Went to the tattoo shop and booked to get my sleeve on the 19th . Looking forward to this alot and should be good :-)
Vegas is closing in also and am SOOOO excited its gonna be intense. Also found my self flirting with stacey allsup, ok basically a super hot 23 year old tht lives in Vegas tht i met out ther last time. She is soooo Cute its just unfair and also very single and she keeps telling me !! BOOM !!
We messaged each other for 2 days straight on facebook and were both looking forward to meeting up agen and hanging out!!!

P.S i love watching random shit on youtube, its addictive and so many funny things to watch...
Im laughing my ass off at this retard singer on american idol.....

Andy C, kingand77

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Great week in all ways !!!

Well this week has been a brilliant week for these reason, I got 4th in the 100r for 5k also got 4th in the 75k on fulltilt and won 7k for tht. very nice also tht i won 3k at 2/4 nl also last night...... so this week im up about 9-10k because i had one not so good day where i lost a few buyins at 5-10 hu.... did not run well atal but meh happens.
Also HUGE news in also. I am now going to Las Vegas for 6 weeks from June 4th for the WSOP. I am staying in a 9 bedroom mansion ( here is a link with pics of the house , it looks soooo sick nice )
http://www.vacationsvegas.net/?action=detaliu&vid=30
Im flying out with Karl and tigerwing . We are flying Virgin as my flight last time with DELTA was terrible and i had no leg room so we upgraded for lush seats and a none stop flight all the way to Vegas from Gatwick. Basically this trip will be the best time of my life end of. For these few reasons 1.Im goin to be staying with all ppl i know already tht all love to party 2. Its the fucking WSOP ffs 3.Weather is lush parties all the time, poker on laptops...... And mainly just cause it is VEGAS with the lads :-)

I will update soon promise at least once this week

Kingand77 / Andy c

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

PKR LIVE 2 results

Well PKR live 2 was at the weekend and boy it was fun once agen !!! I stayed with my good friend Mic Mac at his house along with his sister (very very fit BTW) and his lovely mum. So many thnks for tht :) I experienced the London tube for only the 2 nd time in my life on route to get to Loose cannons (where pkr live was held)
I took Mic as my guest because i knew he would love it...... Which OBV he did when we got ther and were told tht we had free drinks all weekend !!! RESULT. We drank quite alot over the weekend also so saved us sum $$$
Imanaged to make 18th place in the $500 main event for $800 doller , I was very disapointed when i went out as id relli loved to win tht thing due to all the tv cameras and ppl watching etc.
How ever wot did happen was my main man KARL aka discomonkey won it !!!! for $20k ship it baby!!! As well as a 3rd in the side event :-) how he does it i do not know. sick running and playing awsum really does mean tht he is unstopable, and i really wouldnt be to suprised to hearhe has won GUKPT MANCHESTER this week.....SO GL to him for tht !!!
My poker wise is goin crap relli tbh im running like absolute dogshit :-( so playing the $69 doller - 45 man stts on fulltilt poker. see how tht goes in a few days. Ther seems to be alot of dead money in these things so maybe i can improve my luck and win a few????

On other news i lost my pool match on monday night to a fluke FFS very annoying in the decider to lose it :( but i did win my 2nd game of the season in billiards which made me feel relli happy and proud of myself !!!!
James is coming back from greece already because they all quit ther jobs LOL so they will all be bak on friday which will be sweet.
Also i wanna see james play Matt Champ at pool who is also a friend of mine. he thinks he is better thn James and i dont think this the case atal. So maybe a money match could be on the cards ..................

Andy c

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

YAY im goin to PKR live 2

Ok firstly sum good news :) I was asleep this afternoon when i was woken up by my phone. It was a text message from Vic at PKR. She asked me to ring her if i was interested in buying a seat for PKR LIVE 2 ofc i jumped at the chance. And insta shipped her $600 for the $500 main event and $100 friday night welcome mtt. This is super cool as ther is a big meet up with sum of the players on the thursday night for drinks pool and maybe sum cards also. I asked my m8 Mic Mac if he wanted to be my guest ther and he was well up for it obv. So i ll be staying at his house for a few day s which will be cool as its in London. So holla to him for tht, And fingers crossed for a wicked weekend once agen.
Also congrats to Karl ( aka discomonkey) who managed to satellite into the WSOP main event this summer. We both did a $300 satellite and had 15% in each other . and he shipped it so $1800 for me :) yay . This guys on a tear atm and its great :) hope he continues to crush souls !!!
This however means i will hav to miss county pool which is a shame and i am slighty gutted about tht as it was a home game esp. but meh w/e pkr live 2 will be much better !!!!!
Relli hav no effort to play poker l8ly as its shit. maybe i ll hav the drive and energy to want to put more time and effort back into it. Guess i should as money does nt make its self. And with 2 more holidays planned this year to greece and vegas i ll need to hav a holiday fund sorted :) hehe

AHHHH before i forget I took bak my broken camera to get the replacement i was due. So thts Uber cool i sorted tht out.
Not missing James yet TBH, guess it will start being gay when the pool league starts on monday as we alway gone to pool together :( Hope all is goin well for Himself and Brett in Greece/ KOS

Right thts me done,
ANDY C/ kingand77

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Billiards team and DTD POKER

Hey blog,
Just thought i drop by and leave sum comments and chat. I just got bak from my 1st ever league game of billiards and enjoyed it very much, i hav like 4 m8's i used to play with in a pool team and ther all good lads and good at pool , snooker etc. I lost my match tonight but i did play ther best player who was making 10-30 breaks alot which is good in such a hard game as billiards. This day in the week is also good because the girlfriends of the players come, and they are all fit so happy days. Poker is fucking pissing me off, i went to the DTD deep stack £330 mtt with sum m8's and had a blast just the fucking poker is fucking annoying. I made day 2 like last time but managed to run AK into AA and got allin pre for 24 bb's and lost ofc. just like last time with KK into AA. sigh.
online is sick i manged to get allin with top set vs under set and lose to quads he hits 1 outer on river. same this afternoon with 333 vs KK allin on turn FUCKING KING BALL ON RIVER WTF?
may just go and play 1/2 from now on less stressful. defo not gonna play 2/4 plo much agen. i managed to lose 11 outa 11 allin's whether ahead or behind/flipping agen WTF? so lost 4k ish at tht. very gay but guess tht s poker and varience of PLO for u. sigh. gonna try and spin up sum fund son fulltilt. as i feel my MTT game is prety strong just need to run like my m8 KARL and i ll ship as many results as him ( proberly) he runs like god and plays good also . so congrats to him on his results recently he desearves thm, and hope they continue.
I also managed to give my friend 3-1 odds for 1 game of pool for £5 and ofc i kicked his ass and shipped the finds :) thn double or nuffin at table football which i got the 3-1 in my favour this time as im crap. the match went 5-5 and into a sudden death. the wanker saved my shot and thn scored his winning goal so we broke even while having a good laugh ( mr chip bluffer lol )

Andy c

Sunday, 5 April 2009

VEGAS, POOL, POKER, ETC

- Las Vegas was a blast , stayed with Bill my m8 bretts m8. his house was nice and close to the bar :)
- we drank alot , joked and made fun of each other almost every second of every day
-Played a ton of 9-ball which was brilliant. had a great laugh in doing this :)
- met sum amazing ppl tht brett already new from the bar and surrounding area's
- we ate aloud of junk food every day. food in USA is very very tasty
- Tons of fit women everywhere, great site to see :)
-managed to watch a pro 9 ball event which was very fun :)
- I stayed at bellagio for a week on my own, very fun also
- played a couple days of live poker, all in all was about even, very boring live poker (cash wise at least) drank while playing mostly
- Aeroplain flights over was OK , but on way bak we got transferred and had the worst flight ever IMO
- Weather was stunning the whole time, could nt ask for much more
- enjoyed the sites in vegas strip ( amazing place really)

All in all i had a great time was ther for 3 weeks total. but am glad to be home as tbh i did miss home abit after 2 weeks :) just the simple things like car, pc, family etc

Since i got bak running like absolute god shite in poker. massive clown tht won 30k in the PKR Masters is donking it off at high stakes. even tho he runs like god i swear. I think he will be broke very soon, 100% no more thn a month i give him.
Massive congrats to my Best m8 James Green who won a region A pool tour. I know 1st hand how good this guy is as i play with him alot in practice. He has defo helped me improve my game to a decent standard :) I will be sad on Friday as he will be leaving England for 7 months to work in Kos, Greece. Very Sad times really as we do alot together. We are goin for a Meal on Wednesday with his girlfriend and family as a last thing before he leaves, which should be good:) I wish him all the best and hope all goes well for him. I will miss him alot for sure tho.

On friday i am goin to a live mtt, which is a £330 deep stack torney. i v been before and is gonna be a real fun weekend . i am driving the few hour drive with my m8 Jamie and also meeting players up ther tht go regular. So a hotel agen for a few nights should be fun :)

p.s i managed to capture the Div 1 local pool singles league which is great and i got another trophey to go along with last years div2 crown :)

hope ppl are running/playing gd, and gl at the tables

Andy C, kingand77

Sunday, 22 February 2009

weird sleeping time's / 9-ball adventure

Ok its now 7am on a monday and WTF am i doin up? I ll tell u why im up !!!! Im a retarded mofo who has retarded sleeping patterns atm, having random naps and not being able to sleep like 12 hours like i usally do? or sumtimes even the monster 18 hours. just for james tht one as tht boy does nt need sleep lol he can go for like a week on 1 hours sleep i swear to god tht guy is just s natural sicko........ if i dont sleep for one day or hav very little, I am the worlds moodiest and biggest ass hole ever. ( SLEEP IS NEEDED ALOT FOR ME :-)
It kinda sucks waking up at 7am as ther is nt many poker games running. But this means i hav breakfast at actual breakfast time lol Which has not happened for years i dont think :)Also i hav a sudden craving for a nesquick milkshake, so after this im gonna go downstairs and make a monster milkshake !!!
Right before i went to USA i wanted to play sum 9-ball, so i asked the resident pro in Dan Wells.
now this guy used to be a fuckin beast at 8-ball english pool. just fuckin un beatable and very much pro material. But the guy gave pool up for a family which obv is standard but the guys still fuckin awsum and does nt even play much. Anyways we went to play 9-ball ( the american game) its clearly an american game as its sooo fuckin easy compared to snooker and english pool.
funny cause when i m ther i will actually be decent at 9 ball and smash up sum of their guys ) well i hop lolz) Soooo me and Dan got playing and i went 2-1 up ........ great start........ thn the dan wells effect kicked in.............. and now i was about 14-4 or summin !!!!!!! the guy hardly fuckin missed ffs. Also the guy is single handedly the worlds biggest luck box known to man. their is no scientific way to work out why he runs sooo gd . Guesss he's just god???
he had ever single fuckin run of the ball all match , thn managed to luck box his way to another 10 games all in the luckiest sickest ways possible. We both was puking and he kept saying sorry lol so we quit and i lost about 25-7 maybe? Well all this mean sis im gonna run like god vs the Americans and smash thm up !!!!

p.s A mini Fuckin rant. Why the fuck do ppl think poker is for losers? i swear girls are just fuckin retarded they all think if u tell thm poker is yout job they think ur a total dick + douch bag........
maybe i ll tell thm im a porn director and do they wanns cum suck my dick and ordition for a part in a movie....... guess tht would work better lolz jokes
Kingand77, Andy C

Friday, 20 February 2009

ignorance + top 5 poker players

Well got my pkr roll upto $7.6k now just playing between 2/4 and 5-10 mostly 2/4 tho tbh. had a coupel set over sets which always suck when ya on the end of the smaller one :) but w/e its poker right these things happen.......... i relli hope i can get bak to 10k in my account before 25th feb just because it means i did nt give up after tht couple of hideous days and showed im not a quitter. Iv been asking sum poker ppl i know on msn about HH (handhistories) tht i hav played asking about lines etc as i play a sumwot none standard game to the conventional TAG/LAG

Right mini rant now tht Ben ( a gambler) sed to me at pool. He knows i play poker, and just cause he loses obv no1 in the world can win either LOLZ .
He sed to me do u watch poker on t.v and i sed sumtimes etc he goes " Well i saw tht Tom Dwan tht internet kid in a high stakes poker cash game" I was like yeh "DURRR (online poker screen name) tht is wot he does play the worlds biggest cash games. To my horror Ben cmes out and says " Yeh he is so fuckin shit , i mean he lost 400k" i was like OMFG this guy has crushed the NLH cash games for years. So wot he lost in one sesison of poker to a top 3 in theworld player Patrick Antonius, HU
These ignorant comments life tilt me to the max. i mean this guy knows absolulty nothing about poker in the slightest and is making retarded comments about one of the worlds most succesful players to date. Its funny cause PHIL IVEY and PA would call DURRRR one of the very very best in the world. w/e ignorance is not an excuse for ppl to talk about stuff tht they literally hav no idea about.......... I mean when i m talking about pool to james i dont pretend or try to sound like i know more thn he does about it. I hav to respect pool is a massive part of james life and he will know more. Same with computors my brother knows more about thm so i dont try and tell him stuff or kid myself into thinking i could fix mine better thn he could. It relli annoys me talking poker with ppl tht hav no idea and their just the whole its gambling u cant win kinda moronic ignorant attitude. w/e rant over
I was thinking of the top 6 online player in the world as of todays in NLH,

1. PHIL IVERY, This guys a fucking beast end of.
2. OMGClayAiken aka Phil Galfond
3. Trex and Urindanger aka The dang brother's
4. Durrrr aka Tom Dwan
5. Patric Antonius

This list is in MY opinion and obv is nt set in stone but i breif think and i came up with this. maybe u agree or disagree?

Right im gonna make sum breakfast now and thn go to see my bro and say i ll let him use my ID if he will sort out my P.C while i am in LAS VEAGS !!!!!!! yay cant fucking wait 4 days till im in the worlds best place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aslo gonna play sum poker today mainly tonight me thinks and try and run good for once !!! lol

kingand77, ANDY C

Thursday, 19 February 2009

sum ppl are just thick?

Right just had a couple small sessions of poker and managed to get stuck like 2k wonderful........
do not understand i cannot seem to win a god damm hand l8ly!!!! Its getting very frustrating and meaning i hav no will left to put any hours in this month, i suppose its not tht bad tho seeing as im goin to the USA on wednesday for 3 weeks so wont be playing much atal online poker wise then. Meh maybe i ll do the $100 doller mtt tonight and trya nd win a little bak in cash games but i wont hold my breath for tht. Tho thinking about it i havnt finaltabled the T.V mtt for agessss , so maybe its time????
On the Las Vegas theme i had to get travel insurance obviously so if i get ill or hav an accident the fuckers will fix me instead of just letting me bleed to death if my leg or summin falls off LOL's so 1 thing we hav to be thnkful in the UK is our health care system which is a fucking god send. I cannot praise the nurses/doctors etc and every1 tht works in the health care section enough. Every run in iv ever had with these ppl seems to be a gd one and the ppl are gd caring ppl ( well..... in most cases !! obv u get wankers in all aspects of life )
anyways i went to the post office to get me sum insurance. I filled out the mundane forms and they shipped me a 1 year deal for £90 which seemed reasonable. I can now go on as many trips this year in the world as i like and i ll be covered yay P.S the girl working in the post office was strangly very horney summin i just picked up !!! i kinda know her and seen her around so i ll get adding on facebook !!
Pool last night was funny as hell as the whole team got sooo drunk. I lost both my games this week WTF ??? im sooo bad........ anyways 3/4 of the team went clubbing. And 4 of us stayed and played and drank/ hung out. about 1 hour before we planned leaving this MEGA prick shoved up. basically a middle aged man, tht looks like he beats his wife gets insanly drunk and thinks he hard as nail's. This is the prick tht thought he s so far above ever1 else and the law tht he would light up a cigar in the middle of the bar. England is none smoking in public places now...........
Anyhow my friend john walks up to the bar by himself w/ this prick and his 2 trampy feeble m8s sittin ther being loud and drinking. john stands their and the bloke starts swearing loudly in conversation and john goes excuse me could u keep stop swearing so loud plz the guy goes "how about i smash this glass over ya head" John kinda just says yeh ok m8 calm down and w/e not looking for any trouble w/ sum bully style drunkenmess wifebeater. So he just gets his drink and walks bak over to me brett and little tom and explains wot the guy just sed to him.
Brett is pretty hard and stick s up for his friends so goes over ther not to cause trouble but to see if the guy will be a prick to him aswell, he strolls over to the bar and orders a drink. Our prick guy says "ahhhh hav u come over to stick up for ya m8?" Brett says no its a bar and thts where he has to come to get a drink....... the guy says "u gonna beat me up?" brett says "NO, just a drink and were fine ty" he thn asks the serial prick wot his name is and he tells brett tht its BILLY. so brett comes bak and says billy is fine and will be a gd lad. but as brett is walking bak to us billy says "fuck off" kinda loudy, but under his breath, so brett stares at him and chuckles feeble man to him ! LOL. anyways John is gettin pissed off tht he just stood ther and let tht prick intimidate him and thought it was best tht we left so ther was nt a fight. cause he sed he relli wants to smash the prick in the nose. So we left soon after as john was getting annoyed more and more by this nob head at the bar. as we walked out brett sed by to every1 etc and billy agen under his breath when we was out the door sed idiot/moron but we just left and left him to be a prick by himself.
anyways all in all the guys just a bully tht trys to make his big phyical appearance and moronic comments imtimidate ppl into thinking he s the man and tht every1 should respect him ? I mean wtf as if im gonna respect a guy like this? tho i think this guy is nt tuff atal and when ppl stand up to him he will back down and be a little bitch tht he relli is !! :) like when brett went over and he sed fuck all to him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingand77

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

HU still sucks....... this time i did own tho

well for this reason im feeling fucking pissed off atm.
I just played a regular grinder/player HU at my normal stakes 2/4 and stacked him right off the bat w/ him calling a 3 bet w/ KJ and board coming A,K,x,J I had AJ . I 3 bet $12 to $40 he calls. i C-bet flop for 52 into 72 he calls. now i turn the nuts effectivily and check to him. he bets 100 even and i jam allin for 300 he snaps me off in a second and shoves 2 pair also i hold vs the 5%er and ship the 850 pot.
about 20 mins l8er not much has gone on. he has been 3 betting me a decent amount pre so i call one time w/ J9s flops J,8,7 i check to him and he bet about 62 into 80 i call. turn is 9 and completes the flush. i almost mnever expect him to hav an 8 here or flush. both of which are possible but when he checks to me i 100% think i hav the best hand. I bet out 115 into 188 i think . i love my bet here as i think it looks weak and he may try and shove over it w/ a high spade on the semi bluff. he thinks for a few seconds thn shoves i insta snap him off and he shows me QJ w/ no spade and ofc hits his openender on the river !!! i absolutly hate his play here i mean he drawing dead sumtimes even. i like his play alot more if he had a spade which would add soooo much equity to his hand. But w/e lose a $900 pot i guess. My great turn bet made him spaz out like it was ment to but he got ther , nuffin i can do.......... :-(

pretty tilted after tht hand cause i cant seem to string anything together last few days, and relli wanna get the results i desearve :) had to quit after tht beat cause got pissed off and cant play well when im annoyed. Gonna pop out and see my mum and family now., plus get sum nice food !! YUMMY
Got pool tonight which should be fun as always i ll update if anything interesting happens.
GG me
kingand77

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Thinking about my game...........

Ok time to put sum thoughts into my losing few days i had ( -12K )
Right so i got a few thoughts about this now i vhad time to recap and think about it.
1st thing is tht i hav to think of the possibilty i was out classed? which is very possible as im not the best HU player as i play very little, but i dont see how i can be worse thn i guy tht calls 3 bets w/ Q8off? or am i missing sumthing here?
2nd thing is tht i was playing to higher stakes ( I hav the roll to be playing 5-10 but just not so used to such large amounts of money mayb? ) in a very high varience game of HU poker in an aggressive match......... this defo affected me at 10-20 which i should not of played and tht was a mistake which i realize now.
3rd thing is more a whole thing in my head about poker and my game etc. I defo think i hav a better understanding of the game of poekr thn most ppl on pkr (ie position, 3 betting/calling 3 bets/ set mining etc) but obv not as good at sum things as certain player i know. I defo hav a problem about be told i played a hand wrong or i coulda done this / tht better. i need to liston more from friends and stop thinking im ALWAYS RIGHT cause no1 every is or ever will be.
SOOOO in a vacume im putting tht down to a mistake playing the guy for 4k at 10-20 and the 4k at 5-10 as a learning curve so i can no move on.
i took out 6k from my pkr roll just to make me try hard agen and try and get bak into thinking lemmi hav a 20k roll agen on pkr. I left my self with 4k to try and spin up to million's LOL's
1st day i managed to lose 1k of it and things looked bleak.
2nd day i lost just over 1k so my roll was under 2k so i took a shot at 5-10 and bust a fish a coupel time's on my way upto my current roll now which is 5.5k !!! so great progress relli and im trying to get the 12k back i lost in tht few days. Sooo far got like 3.5k bak from the bottom end of 12k down :) so hpefully maybe my roll can spin all the way upto 10k before i leave for LAS VAGAS on the 25th exactly a week from now !!! YAY cant wait is going to be epic !!!!

O yeh guess i should just say few friends of mine in the poker world which i wont name are going through downswings atm :( I know that they are winning players and hav crushed for a couple years, So maybe they can start to steamroller agen and get re-owning souls. GL every1 on tht front inlcuding myself :)

Ok now onto other things, Pool- The venue we hav played our league in has had to close i dont no the reasons for this but w/e shit happens. It is a great shame cause was a fun place to play with alot of friends every monday........ Suppose its not the end of the world tho...... i was leaving this league for the Portsmouth money league anyways in a month .
On wednesday pool we had a re-arranged cup game vs a bunch of regular wankers and they did nt turn up when they was ment to ( serious prick's )so were throught to the next round i guess reay

Ok im gonna go play sum poker now and hopfully crush :) would be nice for a huge session right now !!! Gl at the tables every1

Andy c. kingand77

Friday, 13 February 2009

YAY HU AT ITS SHITEST

OK now i hav to put sum thoughts down about tonight's session.........
i decided to play sum 5-10 HU. and got a guy id never seen before who sat with like 823.32 so was happy to play him. He was very agro so i new it would be fun.
we ended up gettin allin on w/ me having a oesfd AND OVER CARD VS HIS TOP PAIR, and ofc i brick brick. thn next fucking hand i turn 2 pair and he turns a higher 2 pair another 1k down. i was like 4 buyins down before i new it and was pissed off cause the fuck quit me and sed he would only play 10-20 i was like OMFG WOT A CUNT !!!! :@
so i followed upto 10-20 ran super shit and lost like 4k ther so finished the night so far down 8 fuckin K. having a break now after busting ftop just before bubble in the sickest way possible straight vs straight i lost ahhhhh in reraised pot !!!!!! AHHHH
Also just came 16th in the tv pkr mtt, when 15 get money GG ME , gone to eat and cool off

Thursday, 12 February 2009

luck changing? in cash games anyways

Yo I gotta update with the last 2 days poker action . Well after running like completet shit i ran a ton better the next day and booked a solid win. I managed to coolered ppl also as well as a few gay spots for me but all the same i wont complain atal and felt gd bookin a win.
Last night was the FTOPS $300 rebuy and ofc i had to play this as need a monseer score one day :) i managed to get a monster stack and thn lose a Race my JJ vs AK , ace on river which fuckinhurt tons. If i had won tht hand i woulda been top 5 in mtt with a 60k stack at average 16k sooooo brutal. I Then got 66 and lost to a shorty w/ AK standard. Thn i got AKh and was very pleased obv and got allin pre to AKoff must be nice. But no not fuckin nice i lost to a 4 flush on board and GG me, SOOOOO BRUTAL MTT POKER!!!!!
Today i hav played cash games for like 2 1/2 hours and booked a very nice session w/ a profit of around 5-7 buyins so very pleased. and brings my month so far to up like $9k so must be nice !!!

i just ordered a large chicken kebab and chips so gotta go answer the door and mong out for an hour before the FTOPS shootout event starts!!!!

GL AT THE TABLES ALL
KINGAND77

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

poker go and die slowly and painfully

Right ok i ll start on basically me owning the fuck out of almost everybody at the 2/4 games. I was up about 6k this week as of last night and i v ran bad ffs. so many setup hands set over sets twice in one session and still i manage to win wtf ???? To be fair alot of fish IMO hav been swimming and asking me to take all of wot they own in their crappy lifes. so i relli hope i made sum1 need to get a loan to pay for the food shopping or by their wife a birthday present or such.

well ;ast nights session was GOOD/ FUCK YOUR SELF IN THE ASS !!!!!!!!!!!! id rather put a rhams horn in my eye socket for 7 hours thn play the 1 hour session i did last night, and p.s take my eye out too and go blind in one eye ffs. wot a peice of shit i played 1 st hand where the agro cutoff ZOMGchiprifle raised to $14 sb called and i was in the bb w/42s and i decided to take a flop looked for huge. flop came down 2,2,7 and gin !!!! i checked cutoof bet like 32 and i raised to like $100 which i hav done vs him w/ alot of moves l8ly so was a gd spot to do this IMO, he insta ships allin and i snap turbo call ofc. he shows KK for a $920 pot and the King binks on the turn just like tht fuckin cunt always lucks out on me!!!! gg me. thn i reraise him a couple hands l8er and get a agro game flow goin w. him. thn i get QQ vs his cut off open agen so i repop from the BB and he calls. flop is 10,7,3 i c-bet he jams i snap and he shows AA. another set up for me vs this prick he holds just like always and ships the $800 pot.
Thn the cooler of all fuckin coolers was to cum. i call a raise 3 way w/ 33 flop 3,6,6 and i run into quad 6's wtf?????
i thn insta quit cause i cant play once i get steamed which is gd stops me tilting like sum players.
Also found out tht i will proberly hav to try and satellite into PKR live 2 which sucks like rocking horse shit. I tryed a satellite and ofc bubbled where i shoved the button w. A2 and got snapped by the monster KJ and he wins standard.
Soooo this month i been trying to play loads of poker before i go to LAS VEGAS on the 25th Feb to 18th March w/ a friend of mine Brett which i know will be tons of fun!!!But god dammit its hard to play poker with all this cooler shit goin on sooo much. i will play tonight when i get bak from pool and try and crush sum ppl and run super hot . (just one time baby plzzzz)

I was in nottingham last weekend also for the montly £330 freeze out . it was fun with meeting up with a few m8s and having a gd time. i bust 20 mins short of day 2 but w/e its poker right?

Well in other news i booked the flights and they was only £300 pound direct so thts a great steal. I also filled out the USA travel form online sooooo thts all done and im raring to go. just gotta keep the grind up untill i go. i will be taking my laptop so i will update when i m ther maybe once a week???

Gl at the tables and hope my luck changes.

Monday, 2 February 2009

coolerish day +night , plus action plan to get fit

Seriously wtf is up with the varience i get in poker? i played my socksoff today played flawless perfect for the games i was in!!! i get up 3 buyins on pkr thn quit hav dinner etc and cum bak l8er when the nightly GP mtt on pkr starts.
OK now the fucking sickness starts. i fire up all together in the whole night about 8 mtts on fulltilt. and bust all of them but one the $30 rebuy which i cashed for a poxy $160 LMFAO worthit.com/not. so here a few hands i remember from the sick day.

-Lost like 10 flips in a row in mtt's , plus QQ vs AQ a couple times usal bs donkaments
-KK in ftops satellite 9 left 5 get a 1.1k seat and 1 gets $100. i get allin pre w/ KK and lose to Q10 off . sooooo sick
-AA VS KK 2 TIMES in cash game vs donk. on the 2nd time this happened i forget to reload so i hav 26 dollers on the table, when the next hand started and i pick up fucking AA W/$26 bucks and sum1 has KK and i woulda stacked him pre ahhhhhhhso i win $26 instead of $400 bak :( im left puking and hating life
-I got allin on flop vs a guy 5-10 HU for 550 each on flop w/ a set vs his flush draw. he binks on turn and wins 1.1k pot
- I started a new 2/4 table with sum random guy bith w./ 100 bb's and i get AK he raises sb and i 3 bet him. he calls and flop is A,K,6 i bet out 3/4 pot he jams i fist pump snap call. he shows AQ for the woping massive 2.2% equity. and hits JACK AND 10 on turn and river. im seriously left throwing up now at this point.
also had a ton of half stackers and 40bb stacks were i was gettin coolered vs their range aload ie id hav JJ they hav KK etc i lost a fair few pots like this allin pre(vs very big fish too) Just basically cooler after cooler all day. But wot ever tht's poker i guess.

On other news im thinking about getting my lazy ass a personal trainer for a while to get me back fit and strong agen. sitting in a chair alot of my days and playing pool hardly a healthy lifestyle. I also really need to change my diet as a bet no1 in the world has a worse one. for instance 2 mc donalds meals last night for dinner. WTF 1 is bad enough but 2 WTF lol???
I used to be pretty darn fit when i played football and did all sorts of sports all day everyday. Now the only exercise iv had for years basically is walking my lazy ass to my car !!!
So next week i will get onto finding a gym and a trainer who can help my weak ass body get in shape, and also kinda get a diet plan going to stop soooo much junk food.
My plan is get in better shape thn start jujitsu. ATM i just could'nt cut it with all the hard work and how fit u need to be for all the various exercises.
Other news my vegas trip on the 1st of march got a step closer to happening, so hope to sort the rest out very soon. Very excited Andy about all this gonna be sick great !!!!!
my birthday was fun and went out for a nice meal with family so thnks to all of thm for tht.
Also gonna grind out this whole month alot on pkr to rake alot as i v heard a rumour tht PKR LIVE 2 which is happening in April. is gonna be determined on the regs tht rake the most and the VIP status. So im top VIP status already so just gotta play a fair but i guess to get in for sure :) My goal is to make 500k PKR points which will turn into about $1.5k rakeback if i remember correctly :-)

Thnks for reading much love Andy .C / Kingand77