Right i been meaning to do this for sum time now, I finally hav the time to do sooo ! well here goes.
Right it started off about 4-5 days till the tournament started. I went to Caesars and played sum cash games and saw the poster for a MEGA STACK MAIN EVENT with a $1,000 buyin.
I thought as i did nt play any wsop event tht this was my shot at making sum decent money lols
When i got back to the house i asked a few of the lads if any1 was gonna play it too. But sum were going home on the day and the house was super short of people ( cause wsop had ended... only main event was left )
This is were i had the funniest thing i ever heard haha it goes like this Jamie (sooosick) was busto and wanted nick (samamander) to stake him in the event i planned on playing. Jamie is asking for $500 from Nick, so Nick goes are u willing to play properly and actually try? Jamie did nt seem to keen and was like meh. Then Nick turns to me and says can i buy a peice of u Andy in it? This was pretty cool for me tbh as i respect nicks games alot ( sick mtt player ) We had talked/played alot of poker together and looked at HHs ( handhistories) So i say yeh sure i ll sell u 10% he ships me the money and i move on. Jamie goes WTF u will buy Peices of Andy and not me? Jamie thinks he is the best poker player in the world BTW lol. SO Nick turns around and insta says " This is because Andy is actually good at poker Jamie" This was the funniest thing i v ever heard and insta started laugh at Jamie this left Jamie speachless ..... looking extreamly owned he stands ther going red.
Well anyways i ll get on with the mtt now. So i stroll down to the torney on day 1a. I get to my table and see a bunch of middleaged depressed people nd a coupel old people and thought yay this looks good !! we started off with 50,000 starting chips 1000 bbs with an hour blind levels.
I started off feeling the table out to see wot was goin on, and to my suprise no1 actually sucked big time. I did nt get a hand for hours and just played super small ball poker. I dwindled down to like 18k after like half the day and was getting really fed up. But i did nt let this stop me or put me off my game. I then made a sexy squeeze allin which i new no1 could call. about 5 player limped for 800 at 400/800 i was in bb w/ 85o and decided to shove and literally never get called. So i did and every1 insta folded and i picked up like 5k for free :) this got me rolling abit
Next hand a super fish limps utg ( he limps like 75% of hands , raised huge tho if he has summing good) i look down and see AJ in sb so i pump it up and he insta calls me as usal, we played alot of hands prier basically he won every1 lol. Flop comes K,10,3r i bet out 2/3 pot and he snap calls
i really put him on weakness and i know tht he floats flop bets super light so i decided on a brick 7 on the turn to shove like 20k into a 21k pot expecting a fold a large % of the time. He thinks for abit and folds A10 and Now i had confidence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
couple blind levels later i pick up QQ and decide to call a loose openers early position raise on the button. The flop comes 7,5,2ss now i hav been agro at the table, so i raise his c-bet on the flop not planning to fold to an allin ! he thinks for like a minute and goes allin i insta snap only to be shown AA? the turn blanks off and i stay sat in my chair cause i just know the QUEEN ball is hitting on the river :P and sure enough it BINKS!!!!! now i had like 90k stack and in great shape.
Ther was a few hours left of the day so i thought try and get as many chips for day 2 as possible.
I 3 bet resteal a few times to sum young kids tht got moved to my table ( obv they was agro good players, as most young people are in $1k buyins, kinda my rule of thumb when playing live, just assume tht all young people are at least decent and not a fish)
I won a hand w/ AA when i flopped a set and got allin vs a flush draw and held!!!!!
I finished the day on 184k and my sights very much set on 1st place.
I had the next day off tho as day1 B was takign place. So i chilled at home went swimming and cinema saw BRUNO ! very funny but very fuckin gay? every joke was to do with gays. funny film tho still, Apart from the fuckin ending which was fuckin discusting !!!! 2 men kissing full on and shagging basically on the floor :( AHHHHH horrible
Day 2 started and i was feeling super confident. I dwindled down not getitn any hands atal for hours. I got moved table and chipped up a little had like 200k now the cutoff shoved his like 12 bbs and i insta reship AKs from the button the blinds fold and i lose to AJ :( down to like 150k and like 20 till the money bubble. We get sent on dinner break and i go shopping for clothes :-)
I had the pleasure of playing with Sunny Chatta and the legend TJ cloutier. Sunny bust and TJ was left being a super fucking nit haha ( really nitty )
I got moved table about 10 till the money and was put on the table with the massive torney chip leader MRSMOKEY1 ( online mtt/stt/ high stakes cash GOD) he opened alot of hands and chipped up even more. The bubble went on for wot seemed forever ( literally 2 hours ) i got super short by this time, as i could nt do anything cause SMOKEY was raising everything ! anyways soon the bubble broke and i was $1800 richer !!! yayayayayay
the blinds and antis were massive at this point and my main man Karl had come to rail me just after he bust the WSOP main event :( His run good worked on me and i went from like 80k / 5 bbs to like 1.1 million in this sick run. I even folded AJs with 5bbs to a utg open in the sb . I new i was beat by the guys range so i folded lol he actually flipped JJ and sed see i wasn't stealing lols moron live players haha I had to call allin from mr smokeys late pos open with 66 he has k10 and i held !!! so im upt like 200k thn i get TO shove a few times in LP with junk. i even shoved button with like 10 bbs ish with 86o and the BB folded 99 face up !!! I insta laughed at him and sed WTF? he went so mad at me saying go bak to Europe u kid. I just continued to laugh hard at him for 15 mins roughly ! he tryed saying he did nt need to flip for 10 bbs lols wot a tard . U cannot excuse tht kinda play and other player s at my table were laughing at him also and he was gettin steamed when he came out with this line "liston kid iv had more cashes thn uv had hot dinners" I obv insta laugh my ass off in his face. He sits ther and steams sum more ! I tryed to explain the maths behind my shove and how bad it is to fold 99 ther, but another English guy from another table came across and sed plz dont educate a retard lol Mikey obv went off on another rant about kid poker players and how he busts them every WSOP !!!! hahaha
He tells me his name is mikey "unbelievable" and i should search him on google. I say to him ur nick name is mickey "unbelievable"??? Liston mate u sound more like a stripper thn a poker player! I actually did google him and he is an ex hocky player turned pro so kinda like Teddy Sheringham i guess.
I get this hand AKs vs mikey with AKo and a guys Q10o tht is had to be allin with shortish.
anyways i make a flush and knock mikey out and Iam suddenly upto like 900k BOOM!
Day 2 ends soon and im left with 925k goin into the final day. At this point ther was 27 left
Day 3 starts and im pumped to do well. TJ is only live pro left tht i know off. Quite a few young kids left also which always sucks as they are like 99% tuffer thn the drooling live pros.
I manage to get a guy to 3 bet me allin ( he looked at me for liek 1 minute and then i gulped and he insta shoved . I snapped with KK he flips QJs and i hold.
thn interestign hand happens. The cutoff shoves like 4 bbs ish after losing a massive allin pot to sum1 else, the English dude who multitables 2/4 / 3/6 on stars ( really good player understands loads bout the game) makes a iso shove for like 850k and i look down at 99 in the sb . I hav like 1.4 million so i reshove and TJ in the bb folds. He says o shit im like yay. He flips KJs and wins the pot with trips. I know my play here is 100% correct as i know his re shipping range is HUGE so did nt feel to bad. Only too hav TJ cloutier say my reshove was bad to all his friends and the people at the table. FUCKING NIT BAG RETARD LEARN SUM MATHS AND GAME THEORY U FUCKIN OLD RETIRED NO GOOD FUCK THT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER OFF THE PACKET OF A BAG OF MONSTER MUCH CRISPS!!!
I shove for a while and chip up with KK agen and thn i shove the button with 14bbs w/ A7o totally standard and get called by MR.smokey who had AJs and im in shit trouble when the flop comes with 2 of his suit!!! I sum how manage to bink an offsuit 7 on the turn !!! and hold vs the redraw on the river. ( run good ) Now Mr.smokey did nt even flinch i mean say anything do anything just looked the same at start of hand and same at the end of the hand. A real Pro and a decent guy. I sed sick beat ul dude. He was like "np buddy u hav to shove ther with A7 " i woulda done the same thing so NH" real gent and genuine nice guy.
we was down to like 12 people now and TJ was gone. He is so lol he raise folded 9 bb 3x open w/ 99 and folded to a shove like 7 handed ! haha obv terrible tht is why he did nt make FT
I manage to pick up KK agen and hold allin pre vs 1010 and im upto like 3.5 million with 11 left. I steal alot of blinds and all of a sudden hav 4 million chips and my 1st huge live FINAL TABLE!
So final table starts and i hav a look around alot of younger guys all which were very good and a few older guys which were also very good. Ther was one weak player sat to my right.
I find the guys from the house came to support me so thnks to KAI, HENRIK, KARL, JAMIE and TAKARA !!! They all watched from their seats and proceded to drink as did I ( well only a few as i wanted to concentrate and enjoy my time here) I talked alot at the final table with a couple guys incl the English 2/4 regular called Matt, super funny guy ! We laughed and joked 75% of the whole final table was great fun. I had to raise call AJs vs KK and i hit an ACE . We was down to 6 players in a couple hours and boy they were all tuff !!! inl mr smokey and Matt ther was no free money anywhere.
we got to 4 handed and the blinds were insanly big now. 150k/300k with a 50k anti.
I had been reshipping my 4-5 million stack over Smokeys opens alot and got folds everytime.
I then picked up 99 on shoved Smokey called with AJ and hit a jack on the flop to knock me out in 4th place for $47,000 !!! U shook every1s hand and wished thm all Good luck ! gg me
Mr smokey ended up winning 1st place for a cool $155k seriously a beast of poker ! WP sir
I went home and chilled very happy and prepared for the partying to celebrate the next night. Cost me $1500 tht night but was well worth it and the lads desearved it after the supported me. Means alot to me when my friends rail me on a final table so thnks guys !!!!
Im all typed out now!! Hope u enjoyed reading this
Kingand77 / Andy C
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