Sunday, 22 February 2009

weird sleeping time's / 9-ball adventure

Ok its now 7am on a monday and WTF am i doin up? I ll tell u why im up !!!! Im a retarded mofo who has retarded sleeping patterns atm, having random naps and not being able to sleep like 12 hours like i usally do? or sumtimes even the monster 18 hours. just for james tht one as tht boy does nt need sleep lol he can go for like a week on 1 hours sleep i swear to god tht guy is just s natural sicko........ if i dont sleep for one day or hav very little, I am the worlds moodiest and biggest ass hole ever. ( SLEEP IS NEEDED ALOT FOR ME :-)
It kinda sucks waking up at 7am as ther is nt many poker games running. But this means i hav breakfast at actual breakfast time lol Which has not happened for years i dont think :)Also i hav a sudden craving for a nesquick milkshake, so after this im gonna go downstairs and make a monster milkshake !!!
Right before i went to USA i wanted to play sum 9-ball, so i asked the resident pro in Dan Wells.
now this guy used to be a fuckin beast at 8-ball english pool. just fuckin un beatable and very much pro material. But the guy gave pool up for a family which obv is standard but the guys still fuckin awsum and does nt even play much. Anyways we went to play 9-ball ( the american game) its clearly an american game as its sooo fuckin easy compared to snooker and english pool.
funny cause when i m ther i will actually be decent at 9 ball and smash up sum of their guys ) well i hop lolz) Soooo me and Dan got playing and i went 2-1 up ........ great start........ thn the dan wells effect kicked in.............. and now i was about 14-4 or summin !!!!!!! the guy hardly fuckin missed ffs. Also the guy is single handedly the worlds biggest luck box known to man. their is no scientific way to work out why he runs sooo gd . Guesss he's just god???
he had ever single fuckin run of the ball all match , thn managed to luck box his way to another 10 games all in the luckiest sickest ways possible. We both was puking and he kept saying sorry lol so we quit and i lost about 25-7 maybe? Well all this mean sis im gonna run like god vs the Americans and smash thm up !!!!

p.s A mini Fuckin rant. Why the fuck do ppl think poker is for losers? i swear girls are just fuckin retarded they all think if u tell thm poker is yout job they think ur a total dick + douch bag........
maybe i ll tell thm im a porn director and do they wanns cum suck my dick and ordition for a part in a movie....... guess tht would work better lolz jokes
Kingand77, Andy C

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