Malis 09 trip report

well my week off from poker in malia has come to an end and i must say im pleased.
I enjoyed alot of the week with my 2 brothers , karl, fliss, doug swift, luggoon and paul.

We rented quad bikes for the 1st 4 days and wot a fuckin liabilty they are...... ther are basically no rules in malia or laws when it comes to this ! so we strolled in and got a deal 20 euros each for 4 days and was like yay this is a great deal. Then came the 30 euros insurance which is clear con, i ll explain about tht l8er. We got outside after paying 50 total and got told we would hav to pay 10 euros for petrol each pmsl to which they actually gave us like 4-5 euros worth sigh....
so off we headed on our bikes looking for fun. We went up the mountains and cruised around this like quary thing which was sum of the best fun iv had for a very long time.
We found this mud track which was fuckin awsum fun, we could drift around the figure of 8 track.
Was a mental afternoon , great times untill paul managed to go downhill and crash his bike into rocks lol he was so lucky to get away with cuts and bruises but the bike was fucked! so we left it ther and thought tht we could say sum1 stole it ! and the insurance would pay !
the next day the men from the rental shop came and found paul and said they found his broken crashed up bike dumped up in the mountains lolz he had to admitt tht he crashed it himself becuase they saw him and all his cuts all over his body. He had to pay 500 euros even tho he had insurance and they said when we took it out tht it covers crashes theift etc. they basically told him to pay the money or they would beat him up !!! ( send men to find him and crush him if he runs off or does nt pay) wtf where are we in the world for this shit lolz
So he haggled them down to 150 euros and left.

The food in our hotel was rancid and pretty much everywhere we ate was mediorce at best,
The rooms were cheap as and did nt even hav t.v's in sigh.... had to pay extra for everything even fuckin aircon wtf? The local ppl in malia are 98% ignorant rude wankers.
Mc donalds was my best meal i ate the whole trip....

The nights out were great fun but suprisingly cost alot. Im sure all the drinks were watered down sigh. The snakes tht tried getting u too come into the bars were mostly all wankers except a few who were ok. The clubs were all small but was pretty decent.
The one thing pissed me off about here was the music.... all chart shit and played none stop ( like on turbo repeat)

fun trip tho all in all and i did get to sit next to a hot girl on the plane and talk load with her and her amazingly huge tits :) oioi

Andy c