Well im super tilted atm and very pissed off.... Managed to lose 10k on pkr at 5-10 in last few days.
Couldnt win a hand for 2 days super sick and depressing. I did nt obv play very great either, impossible to play ya best when nothing is going your way ( KK VS AA few times is fun also )
Every time iv ever played 5-10 this happens i dont get it. Lose every allin vs a shortie and it sucks big time no joke like 1-20 on allins pre flop vs retarded short stacks.....
Very much sucks losing all the profit id grinding out at 2/4 , 3/6 and sumtimes 5-10 to lose it all bak. I just played on ftp for no reason and thought id play 10-20 plo lol, i suck at plo and bad idea i lost a couple K and quit, played 1 table of 5-10 and lost 1.5k ish got it allin on flop w/ a flush draw and but shot in a rr pot and lost to top set HAHA. so these loses total my losing for 3 days at like $14,000 o man thts alot of money and will take along time to rebuild..... i guess i should use this as a learning experience and take a coupel days off? Thing is tho i find it so hard to take days off and see games running and am like " Ahhh i ll just play for abit see how it goes"
Max says he is coming to England soon or at least going to Thailand so Im going also. Gotta get my tattoo finished before i go tho.
So im gonna chill for sum time and think about my game sum before i go back to playing.
So i wont feel like im on this tilt tht i feel right now..... May go to cinema tonight to watch
District 9
Andy c
Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Monday, 21 September 2009
London town, and FML w/ women
Ok so this week poker wise has been great agen. Cash games i feel like I am killing the games i play in so decided to play sum 5-10 no alot more regular like when games are wot i call at least half decent. Since i got back from Vegas i hav been killing the games and putting in sum decent hours.
Had a few people in the games i play and outside say many nice and complimentary things to me!
So gives me even more confidence :)
In the girl front ! I must just suck at this. Its like in USA girls really liked me and i even found like a GF there. obv i live in England and her in USA so could nt work, as all my girl in the past are. Everything is fucked up FML. Myself and Yas are gonna be wot i always am with girls and thts JUST FUCKING FRIENDS !!! Maybe im just always ment to be single????? FML
Saturday just gone was the birthday trip to London for mike and stu's joint Bday dinner and Clubbing. I stayed in a hotel w/ Karl which was very nice in the center of London.
We went for dinner which was UBER posh and very cool ( why the fuck do posh dinners hav the worlds smallest portions?) Saw 75% of the guys and people tht were in Vegas this year and was amazing to catch up and see how every1 is doing.
Got very very drunk and in the VIP section of the club we were partying w/ famous people even. Joe Calzaghe was ther w/ like 15 women on his arm lmfao ( MBN, must be nice ) Also a few people from a British soap.
I danced loads proberly looked like a twat but w/e i dont care i loved it and was funny at the time :) The walk from the club to Leicester square was funny as me and Karl were cruising the streets speaking to random people and saying stuff like " sir im loving tht shirt" " or wow u ladys are looking stunning tonight" lots of silly comments aswell. Got a hot dog which was LOOOOOOSH ;-) The taxi we got back was hilarious we got a bike cab. haha funniest thing i ever done. pretty cool end to an amazing night.
Thos i did leave my shoes in the hotel room which i had bought tht day sigh...... They are sending thm in the post tho which is cool and lucky i guess.
Gonna eat now and finish cleaning my room.
Gl at the tables and in life ppl.
Andy Cradock
Had a few people in the games i play and outside say many nice and complimentary things to me!
So gives me even more confidence :)
In the girl front ! I must just suck at this. Its like in USA girls really liked me and i even found like a GF there. obv i live in England and her in USA so could nt work, as all my girl in the past are. Everything is fucked up FML. Myself and Yas are gonna be wot i always am with girls and thts JUST FUCKING FRIENDS !!! Maybe im just always ment to be single????? FML
Saturday just gone was the birthday trip to London for mike and stu's joint Bday dinner and Clubbing. I stayed in a hotel w/ Karl which was very nice in the center of London.
We went for dinner which was UBER posh and very cool ( why the fuck do posh dinners hav the worlds smallest portions?) Saw 75% of the guys and people tht were in Vegas this year and was amazing to catch up and see how every1 is doing.
Got very very drunk and in the VIP section of the club we were partying w/ famous people even. Joe Calzaghe was ther w/ like 15 women on his arm lmfao ( MBN, must be nice ) Also a few people from a British soap.
I danced loads proberly looked like a twat but w/e i dont care i loved it and was funny at the time :) The walk from the club to Leicester square was funny as me and Karl were cruising the streets speaking to random people and saying stuff like " sir im loving tht shirt" " or wow u ladys are looking stunning tonight" lots of silly comments aswell. Got a hot dog which was LOOOOOOSH ;-) The taxi we got back was hilarious we got a bike cab. haha funniest thing i ever done. pretty cool end to an amazing night.
Thos i did leave my shoes in the hotel room which i had bought tht day sigh...... They are sending thm in the post tho which is cool and lucky i guess.
Gonna eat now and finish cleaning my room.
Gl at the tables and in life ppl.
Andy Cradock
Sunday, 13 September 2009
Sad blog post and moaning/ Amazing Rob
Well i hav just finished reading a very sad blog post by a fellow poker player and it made me stop and think. It was about a girl tht committed suicide because the guy in whos blog post it was did nt love her and was moving away. It was really sad to read this and makes u think about life and important things.
1 thing i hav been meaning to write up is how i really do moan about everything, even tho alot of the time the complaints are fair. I mean moaning about how shit the food was on holiday how crap the weather was? these all seem like very fair comments but is ther a time+place for these.
I guess its not fair on other people to maybe put a dampener on their good times with my comments? I dunno if i do sum times but sure every once in a while.
I mean seriously wtf hav a got to moan about? maybe these things? idiot me ofc
-I hav a great family who i love dearly and will help me out with just about anything
-I live in a decent house with all i could need ie computer setup, massive t.v , amazing bed etc
-I hav a very nice car ( golf gti )
-I hav money and an ever growing poker Bank Roll ( poker has been real good to me when i think about it, even tho iv put in alot of effort ;-)
-Iv never hav to wake up or go to bed at certain times! And i hav been on holiday for 8 weeks this year in total.
-My family's health is very very good
These are just a few things tht i should be very happy about and really means i should NEVER EVER hav a reason to moan !
So next bad beat i take in poker i will try to be like meh w/e and think about my list of things in my life tht are amazing. Ther is alot of VERY ungreatful and scumbag type ppl in this world, I try not to be one of those (defo think im not) "People really dont realize wot they hav till its gone" Now when i was in Malia i had some good bonding time with my 16 year old bro Rob.
Now this is a guy tht is literally great at everything he does. He is 6"5 and does boxing, regularly decks 18-21 year olds. very intelligent and done well at scholl. Literally will beat u at any computer game u play him at ( amazing at guitar hero, fifa,COD etc) This guy sat down at the Malia beach party and did the drinking contest ( 50 shot challenge) and OBV won !!! /Owned 3 other people all of which were 20 years and older !!!! they all were sick while rob just drank them all under the floor !! It was after this tht i was Very impressed and decided i would give him a jab in the arm as a congrats :P He goes do u wanna play fight on the sand ( kinda like sparring was ment by this ) I accepted and managed to get a few cheap shots in :P Thn he tryed and gave me a jab in the arm which i swear almost broke my arm !!! i still hav the bruise from it writing this a couple weeks after. I realized tht i wasn't gonna win so i ran off like a wimp haha !
The guy is a legend and every1 loves him. The girls really like him the lads love him ( even random people u meet out love this guy) I know he will go far in life and he is just to good at Life.
I wish him all the best , love you Bro.
See i really hav nothing to complain about in my life? So im gonna try and lose sum of the pointless moaning about the things tht really arnt important in life.
In other news Myself and Jamie (bulletproofJ) are thinking about goin to Thailand for a couple months. Just get a house and grind poker for a while getting a great life experience. Jays been before so would be nice to go with sum1 who has experience as i haven't been there before.
Im about to start the Sunday MTT grind so maybe i will Bink summin and have even more reason to be happy !!!
Andy C, kingand77
1 thing i hav been meaning to write up is how i really do moan about everything, even tho alot of the time the complaints are fair. I mean moaning about how shit the food was on holiday how crap the weather was? these all seem like very fair comments but is ther a time+place for these.
I guess its not fair on other people to maybe put a dampener on their good times with my comments? I dunno if i do sum times but sure every once in a while.
I mean seriously wtf hav a got to moan about? maybe these things? idiot me ofc
-I hav a great family who i love dearly and will help me out with just about anything
-I live in a decent house with all i could need ie computer setup, massive t.v , amazing bed etc
-I hav a very nice car ( golf gti )
-I hav money and an ever growing poker Bank Roll ( poker has been real good to me when i think about it, even tho iv put in alot of effort ;-)
-Iv never hav to wake up or go to bed at certain times! And i hav been on holiday for 8 weeks this year in total.
-My family's health is very very good
These are just a few things tht i should be very happy about and really means i should NEVER EVER hav a reason to moan !
So next bad beat i take in poker i will try to be like meh w/e and think about my list of things in my life tht are amazing. Ther is alot of VERY ungreatful and scumbag type ppl in this world, I try not to be one of those (defo think im not) "People really dont realize wot they hav till its gone" Now when i was in Malia i had some good bonding time with my 16 year old bro Rob.
Now this is a guy tht is literally great at everything he does. He is 6"5 and does boxing, regularly decks 18-21 year olds. very intelligent and done well at scholl. Literally will beat u at any computer game u play him at ( amazing at guitar hero, fifa,COD etc) This guy sat down at the Malia beach party and did the drinking contest ( 50 shot challenge) and OBV won !!! /Owned 3 other people all of which were 20 years and older !!!! they all were sick while rob just drank them all under the floor !! It was after this tht i was Very impressed and decided i would give him a jab in the arm as a congrats :P He goes do u wanna play fight on the sand ( kinda like sparring was ment by this ) I accepted and managed to get a few cheap shots in :P Thn he tryed and gave me a jab in the arm which i swear almost broke my arm !!! i still hav the bruise from it writing this a couple weeks after. I realized tht i wasn't gonna win so i ran off like a wimp haha !
The guy is a legend and every1 loves him. The girls really like him the lads love him ( even random people u meet out love this guy) I know he will go far in life and he is just to good at Life.
I wish him all the best , love you Bro.
See i really hav nothing to complain about in my life? So im gonna try and lose sum of the pointless moaning about the things tht really arnt important in life.
In other news Myself and Jamie (bulletproofJ) are thinking about goin to Thailand for a couple months. Just get a house and grind poker for a while getting a great life experience. Jays been before so would be nice to go with sum1 who has experience as i haven't been there before.
Im about to start the Sunday MTT grind so maybe i will Bink summin and have even more reason to be happy !!!
Andy C, kingand77
Tuesday, 8 September 2009
Malis 09 trip report
well my week off from poker in malia has come to an end and i must say im pleased.
I enjoyed alot of the week with my 2 brothers , karl, fliss, doug swift, luggoon and paul.
We rented quad bikes for the 1st 4 days and wot a fuckin liabilty they are...... ther are basically no rules in malia or laws when it comes to this ! so we strolled in and got a deal 20 euros each for 4 days and was like yay this is a great deal. Then came the 30 euros insurance which is clear con, i ll explain about tht l8er. We got outside after paying 50 total and got told we would hav to pay 10 euros for petrol each pmsl to which they actually gave us like 4-5 euros worth sigh....
so off we headed on our bikes looking for fun. We went up the mountains and cruised around this like quary thing which was sum of the best fun iv had for a very long time.
We found this mud track which was fuckin awsum fun, we could drift around the figure of 8 track.
Was a mental afternoon , great times untill paul managed to go downhill and crash his bike into rocks lol he was so lucky to get away with cuts and bruises but the bike was fucked! so we left it ther and thought tht we could say sum1 stole it ! and the insurance would pay !
the next day the men from the rental shop came and found paul and said they found his broken crashed up bike dumped up in the mountains lolz he had to admitt tht he crashed it himself becuase they saw him and all his cuts all over his body. He had to pay 500 euros even tho he had insurance and they said when we took it out tht it covers crashes theift etc. they basically told him to pay the money or they would beat him up !!! ( send men to find him and crush him if he runs off or does nt pay) wtf where are we in the world for this shit lolz
So he haggled them down to 150 euros and left.
The food in our hotel was rancid and pretty much everywhere we ate was mediorce at best,
The rooms were cheap as and did nt even hav t.v's in sigh.... had to pay extra for everything even fuckin aircon wtf? The local ppl in malia are 98% ignorant rude wankers.
Mc donalds was my best meal i ate the whole trip....
The nights out were great fun but suprisingly cost alot. Im sure all the drinks were watered down sigh. The snakes tht tried getting u too come into the bars were mostly all wankers except a few who were ok. The clubs were all small but was pretty decent.
The one thing pissed me off about here was the music.... all chart shit and played none stop ( like on turbo repeat)
fun trip tho all in all and i did get to sit next to a hot girl on the plane and talk load with her and her amazingly huge tits :) oioi
Andy c
I enjoyed alot of the week with my 2 brothers , karl, fliss, doug swift, luggoon and paul.
We rented quad bikes for the 1st 4 days and wot a fuckin liabilty they are...... ther are basically no rules in malia or laws when it comes to this ! so we strolled in and got a deal 20 euros each for 4 days and was like yay this is a great deal. Then came the 30 euros insurance which is clear con, i ll explain about tht l8er. We got outside after paying 50 total and got told we would hav to pay 10 euros for petrol each pmsl to which they actually gave us like 4-5 euros worth sigh....
so off we headed on our bikes looking for fun. We went up the mountains and cruised around this like quary thing which was sum of the best fun iv had for a very long time.
We found this mud track which was fuckin awsum fun, we could drift around the figure of 8 track.
Was a mental afternoon , great times untill paul managed to go downhill and crash his bike into rocks lol he was so lucky to get away with cuts and bruises but the bike was fucked! so we left it ther and thought tht we could say sum1 stole it ! and the insurance would pay !
the next day the men from the rental shop came and found paul and said they found his broken crashed up bike dumped up in the mountains lolz he had to admitt tht he crashed it himself becuase they saw him and all his cuts all over his body. He had to pay 500 euros even tho he had insurance and they said when we took it out tht it covers crashes theift etc. they basically told him to pay the money or they would beat him up !!! ( send men to find him and crush him if he runs off or does nt pay) wtf where are we in the world for this shit lolz
So he haggled them down to 150 euros and left.
The food in our hotel was rancid and pretty much everywhere we ate was mediorce at best,
The rooms were cheap as and did nt even hav t.v's in sigh.... had to pay extra for everything even fuckin aircon wtf? The local ppl in malia are 98% ignorant rude wankers.
Mc donalds was my best meal i ate the whole trip....
The nights out were great fun but suprisingly cost alot. Im sure all the drinks were watered down sigh. The snakes tht tried getting u too come into the bars were mostly all wankers except a few who were ok. The clubs were all small but was pretty decent.
The one thing pissed me off about here was the music.... all chart shit and played none stop ( like on turbo repeat)
fun trip tho all in all and i did get to sit next to a hot girl on the plane and talk load with her and her amazingly huge tits :) oioi
Andy c
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Nice tht people hav manners at 16.........
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Tuesday, 18 August 2009
Yay Youtube vids on my blog
Well it appears tht im a blog god lol I sent my report of the Vegas mtt 4th place to my whole msn list and the comments i got back were amazing ! I was really proud of myself :-)
I yeh i will now be posting random videos on here from youtube as i found out how to do tht this week! So a Special thanks to my friend ( kloonike ) for helping me with this.
I think i will post this video of Phil Hellmuth going nuts at the 2008 WSOP ..... this guy is a poker legend and a funny guy! even tho he acts like a complete dick he is great for T.V and we laughed alot at the next video in Vegas ! ( proberly watched it like 100 times )
This is just classic tv and amazing to watch esp the classic lines of " Honey he called a raise with a QUEEN and a 10" lolz and the "O HE DID NT DID HE , Idiot from northern Europe" and the best of all the chip crushing , acts like a little child. All in all hilarious !!
This is actually the most that I have ever laughed at a single poker hand. This includes the retarded women poker player Tiffany Michelle and Marc Podell. Marc shows every poker emotion in the world in this hand. The Poor guy Really does hold his heart on his sleeve !!! Funny as tho
I yeh i will now be posting random videos on here from youtube as i found out how to do tht this week! So a Special thanks to my friend ( kloonike ) for helping me with this.
I think i will post this video of Phil Hellmuth going nuts at the 2008 WSOP ..... this guy is a poker legend and a funny guy! even tho he acts like a complete dick he is great for T.V and we laughed alot at the next video in Vegas ! ( proberly watched it like 100 times )
This is just classic tv and amazing to watch esp the classic lines of " Honey he called a raise with a QUEEN and a 10" lolz and the "O HE DID NT DID HE , Idiot from northern Europe" and the best of all the chip crushing , acts like a little child. All in all hilarious !!
This is actually the most that I have ever laughed at a single poker hand. This includes the retarded women poker player Tiffany Michelle and Marc Podell. Marc shows every poker emotion in the world in this hand. The Poor guy Really does hold his heart on his sleeve !!! Funny as tho
Saturday, 15 August 2009
$1,000 Caesars Palace super deep stack main event in las vegas
Right i been meaning to do this for sum time now, I finally hav the time to do sooo ! well here goes.
Right it started off about 4-5 days till the tournament started. I went to Caesars and played sum cash games and saw the poster for a MEGA STACK MAIN EVENT with a $1,000 buyin.
I thought as i did nt play any wsop event tht this was my shot at making sum decent money lols
When i got back to the house i asked a few of the lads if any1 was gonna play it too. But sum were going home on the day and the house was super short of people ( cause wsop had ended... only main event was left )
This is were i had the funniest thing i ever heard haha it goes like this Jamie (sooosick) was busto and wanted nick (samamander) to stake him in the event i planned on playing. Jamie is asking for $500 from Nick, so Nick goes are u willing to play properly and actually try? Jamie did nt seem to keen and was like meh. Then Nick turns to me and says can i buy a peice of u Andy in it? This was pretty cool for me tbh as i respect nicks games alot ( sick mtt player ) We had talked/played alot of poker together and looked at HHs ( handhistories) So i say yeh sure i ll sell u 10% he ships me the money and i move on. Jamie goes WTF u will buy Peices of Andy and not me? Jamie thinks he is the best poker player in the world BTW lol. SO Nick turns around and insta says " This is because Andy is actually good at poker Jamie" This was the funniest thing i v ever heard and insta started laugh at Jamie this left Jamie speachless ..... looking extreamly owned he stands ther going red.
Well anyways i ll get on with the mtt now. So i stroll down to the torney on day 1a. I get to my table and see a bunch of middleaged depressed people nd a coupel old people and thought yay this looks good !! we started off with 50,000 starting chips 1000 bbs with an hour blind levels.
I started off feeling the table out to see wot was goin on, and to my suprise no1 actually sucked big time. I did nt get a hand for hours and just played super small ball poker. I dwindled down to like 18k after like half the day and was getting really fed up. But i did nt let this stop me or put me off my game. I then made a sexy squeeze allin which i new no1 could call. about 5 player limped for 800 at 400/800 i was in bb w/ 85o and decided to shove and literally never get called. So i did and every1 insta folded and i picked up like 5k for free :) this got me rolling abit
Next hand a super fish limps utg ( he limps like 75% of hands , raised huge tho if he has summing good) i look down and see AJ in sb so i pump it up and he insta calls me as usal, we played alot of hands prier basically he won every1 lol. Flop comes K,10,3r i bet out 2/3 pot and he snap calls
i really put him on weakness and i know tht he floats flop bets super light so i decided on a brick 7 on the turn to shove like 20k into a 21k pot expecting a fold a large % of the time. He thinks for abit and folds A10 and Now i had confidence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
couple blind levels later i pick up QQ and decide to call a loose openers early position raise on the button. The flop comes 7,5,2ss now i hav been agro at the table, so i raise his c-bet on the flop not planning to fold to an allin ! he thinks for like a minute and goes allin i insta snap only to be shown AA? the turn blanks off and i stay sat in my chair cause i just know the QUEEN ball is hitting on the river :P and sure enough it BINKS!!!!! now i had like 90k stack and in great shape.
Ther was a few hours left of the day so i thought try and get as many chips for day 2 as possible.
I 3 bet resteal a few times to sum young kids tht got moved to my table ( obv they was agro good players, as most young people are in $1k buyins, kinda my rule of thumb when playing live, just assume tht all young people are at least decent and not a fish)
I won a hand w/ AA when i flopped a set and got allin vs a flush draw and held!!!!!
I finished the day on 184k and my sights very much set on 1st place.
I had the next day off tho as day1 B was takign place. So i chilled at home went swimming and cinema saw BRUNO ! very funny but very fuckin gay? every joke was to do with gays. funny film tho still, Apart from the fuckin ending which was fuckin discusting !!!! 2 men kissing full on and shagging basically on the floor :( AHHHHH horrible
Day 2 started and i was feeling super confident. I dwindled down not getitn any hands atal for hours. I got moved table and chipped up a little had like 200k now the cutoff shoved his like 12 bbs and i insta reship AKs from the button the blinds fold and i lose to AJ :( down to like 150k and like 20 till the money bubble. We get sent on dinner break and i go shopping for clothes :-)
I had the pleasure of playing with Sunny Chatta and the legend TJ cloutier. Sunny bust and TJ was left being a super fucking nit haha ( really nitty )
I got moved table about 10 till the money and was put on the table with the massive torney chip leader MRSMOKEY1 ( online mtt/stt/ high stakes cash GOD) he opened alot of hands and chipped up even more. The bubble went on for wot seemed forever ( literally 2 hours ) i got super short by this time, as i could nt do anything cause SMOKEY was raising everything ! anyways soon the bubble broke and i was $1800 richer !!! yayayayayay
the blinds and antis were massive at this point and my main man Karl had come to rail me just after he bust the WSOP main event :( His run good worked on me and i went from like 80k / 5 bbs to like 1.1 million in this sick run. I even folded AJs with 5bbs to a utg open in the sb . I new i was beat by the guys range so i folded lol he actually flipped JJ and sed see i wasn't stealing lols moron live players haha I had to call allin from mr smokeys late pos open with 66 he has k10 and i held !!! so im upt like 200k thn i get TO shove a few times in LP with junk. i even shoved button with like 10 bbs ish with 86o and the BB folded 99 face up !!! I insta laughed at him and sed WTF? he went so mad at me saying go bak to Europe u kid. I just continued to laugh hard at him for 15 mins roughly ! he tryed saying he did nt need to flip for 10 bbs lols wot a tard . U cannot excuse tht kinda play and other player s at my table were laughing at him also and he was gettin steamed when he came out with this line "liston kid iv had more cashes thn uv had hot dinners" I obv insta laugh my ass off in his face. He sits ther and steams sum more ! I tryed to explain the maths behind my shove and how bad it is to fold 99 ther, but another English guy from another table came across and sed plz dont educate a retard lol Mikey obv went off on another rant about kid poker players and how he busts them every WSOP !!!! hahaha
He tells me his name is mikey "unbelievable" and i should search him on google. I say to him ur nick name is mickey "unbelievable"??? Liston mate u sound more like a stripper thn a poker player! I actually did google him and he is an ex hocky player turned pro so kinda like Teddy Sheringham i guess.
I get this hand AKs vs mikey with AKo and a guys Q10o tht is had to be allin with shortish.
anyways i make a flush and knock mikey out and Iam suddenly upto like 900k BOOM!
Day 2 ends soon and im left with 925k goin into the final day. At this point ther was 27 left
Day 3 starts and im pumped to do well. TJ is only live pro left tht i know off. Quite a few young kids left also which always sucks as they are like 99% tuffer thn the drooling live pros.
I manage to get a guy to 3 bet me allin ( he looked at me for liek 1 minute and then i gulped and he insta shoved . I snapped with KK he flips QJs and i hold.
thn interestign hand happens. The cutoff shoves like 4 bbs ish after losing a massive allin pot to sum1 else, the English dude who multitables 2/4 / 3/6 on stars ( really good player understands loads bout the game) makes a iso shove for like 850k and i look down at 99 in the sb . I hav like 1.4 million so i reshove and TJ in the bb folds. He says o shit im like yay. He flips KJs and wins the pot with trips. I know my play here is 100% correct as i know his re shipping range is HUGE so did nt feel to bad. Only too hav TJ cloutier say my reshove was bad to all his friends and the people at the table. FUCKING NIT BAG RETARD LEARN SUM MATHS AND GAME THEORY U FUCKIN OLD RETIRED NO GOOD FUCK THT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER OFF THE PACKET OF A BAG OF MONSTER MUCH CRISPS!!!
I shove for a while and chip up with KK agen and thn i shove the button with 14bbs w/ A7o totally standard and get called by MR.smokey who had AJs and im in shit trouble when the flop comes with 2 of his suit!!! I sum how manage to bink an offsuit 7 on the turn !!! and hold vs the redraw on the river. ( run good ) Now Mr.smokey did nt even flinch i mean say anything do anything just looked the same at start of hand and same at the end of the hand. A real Pro and a decent guy. I sed sick beat ul dude. He was like "np buddy u hav to shove ther with A7 " i woulda done the same thing so NH" real gent and genuine nice guy.
we was down to like 12 people now and TJ was gone. He is so lol he raise folded 9 bb 3x open w/ 99 and folded to a shove like 7 handed ! haha obv terrible tht is why he did nt make FT
I manage to pick up KK agen and hold allin pre vs 1010 and im upto like 3.5 million with 11 left. I steal alot of blinds and all of a sudden hav 4 million chips and my 1st huge live FINAL TABLE!
So final table starts and i hav a look around alot of younger guys all which were very good and a few older guys which were also very good. Ther was one weak player sat to my right.
I find the guys from the house came to support me so thnks to KAI, HENRIK, KARL, JAMIE and TAKARA !!! They all watched from their seats and proceded to drink as did I ( well only a few as i wanted to concentrate and enjoy my time here) I talked alot at the final table with a couple guys incl the English 2/4 regular called Matt, super funny guy ! We laughed and joked 75% of the whole final table was great fun. I had to raise call AJs vs KK and i hit an ACE . We was down to 6 players in a couple hours and boy they were all tuff !!! inl mr smokey and Matt ther was no free money anywhere.
we got to 4 handed and the blinds were insanly big now. 150k/300k with a 50k anti.
I had been reshipping my 4-5 million stack over Smokeys opens alot and got folds everytime.
I then picked up 99 on shoved Smokey called with AJ and hit a jack on the flop to knock me out in 4th place for $47,000 !!! U shook every1s hand and wished thm all Good luck ! gg me
Mr smokey ended up winning 1st place for a cool $155k seriously a beast of poker ! WP sir
I went home and chilled very happy and prepared for the partying to celebrate the next night. Cost me $1500 tht night but was well worth it and the lads desearved it after the supported me. Means alot to me when my friends rail me on a final table so thnks guys !!!!
Im all typed out now!! Hope u enjoyed reading this
Kingand77 / Andy C
Right it started off about 4-5 days till the tournament started. I went to Caesars and played sum cash games and saw the poster for a MEGA STACK MAIN EVENT with a $1,000 buyin.
I thought as i did nt play any wsop event tht this was my shot at making sum decent money lols
When i got back to the house i asked a few of the lads if any1 was gonna play it too. But sum were going home on the day and the house was super short of people ( cause wsop had ended... only main event was left )
This is were i had the funniest thing i ever heard haha it goes like this Jamie (sooosick) was busto and wanted nick (samamander) to stake him in the event i planned on playing. Jamie is asking for $500 from Nick, so Nick goes are u willing to play properly and actually try? Jamie did nt seem to keen and was like meh. Then Nick turns to me and says can i buy a peice of u Andy in it? This was pretty cool for me tbh as i respect nicks games alot ( sick mtt player ) We had talked/played alot of poker together and looked at HHs ( handhistories) So i say yeh sure i ll sell u 10% he ships me the money and i move on. Jamie goes WTF u will buy Peices of Andy and not me? Jamie thinks he is the best poker player in the world BTW lol. SO Nick turns around and insta says " This is because Andy is actually good at poker Jamie" This was the funniest thing i v ever heard and insta started laugh at Jamie this left Jamie speachless ..... looking extreamly owned he stands ther going red.
Well anyways i ll get on with the mtt now. So i stroll down to the torney on day 1a. I get to my table and see a bunch of middleaged depressed people nd a coupel old people and thought yay this looks good !! we started off with 50,000 starting chips 1000 bbs with an hour blind levels.
I started off feeling the table out to see wot was goin on, and to my suprise no1 actually sucked big time. I did nt get a hand for hours and just played super small ball poker. I dwindled down to like 18k after like half the day and was getting really fed up. But i did nt let this stop me or put me off my game. I then made a sexy squeeze allin which i new no1 could call. about 5 player limped for 800 at 400/800 i was in bb w/ 85o and decided to shove and literally never get called. So i did and every1 insta folded and i picked up like 5k for free :) this got me rolling abit
Next hand a super fish limps utg ( he limps like 75% of hands , raised huge tho if he has summing good) i look down and see AJ in sb so i pump it up and he insta calls me as usal, we played alot of hands prier basically he won every1 lol. Flop comes K,10,3r i bet out 2/3 pot and he snap calls
i really put him on weakness and i know tht he floats flop bets super light so i decided on a brick 7 on the turn to shove like 20k into a 21k pot expecting a fold a large % of the time. He thinks for abit and folds A10 and Now i had confidence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
couple blind levels later i pick up QQ and decide to call a loose openers early position raise on the button. The flop comes 7,5,2ss now i hav been agro at the table, so i raise his c-bet on the flop not planning to fold to an allin ! he thinks for like a minute and goes allin i insta snap only to be shown AA? the turn blanks off and i stay sat in my chair cause i just know the QUEEN ball is hitting on the river :P and sure enough it BINKS!!!!! now i had like 90k stack and in great shape.
Ther was a few hours left of the day so i thought try and get as many chips for day 2 as possible.
I 3 bet resteal a few times to sum young kids tht got moved to my table ( obv they was agro good players, as most young people are in $1k buyins, kinda my rule of thumb when playing live, just assume tht all young people are at least decent and not a fish)
I won a hand w/ AA when i flopped a set and got allin vs a flush draw and held!!!!!
I finished the day on 184k and my sights very much set on 1st place.
I had the next day off tho as day1 B was takign place. So i chilled at home went swimming and cinema saw BRUNO ! very funny but very fuckin gay? every joke was to do with gays. funny film tho still, Apart from the fuckin ending which was fuckin discusting !!!! 2 men kissing full on and shagging basically on the floor :( AHHHHH horrible
Day 2 started and i was feeling super confident. I dwindled down not getitn any hands atal for hours. I got moved table and chipped up a little had like 200k now the cutoff shoved his like 12 bbs and i insta reship AKs from the button the blinds fold and i lose to AJ :( down to like 150k and like 20 till the money bubble. We get sent on dinner break and i go shopping for clothes :-)
I had the pleasure of playing with Sunny Chatta and the legend TJ cloutier. Sunny bust and TJ was left being a super fucking nit haha ( really nitty )
I got moved table about 10 till the money and was put on the table with the massive torney chip leader MRSMOKEY1 ( online mtt/stt/ high stakes cash GOD) he opened alot of hands and chipped up even more. The bubble went on for wot seemed forever ( literally 2 hours ) i got super short by this time, as i could nt do anything cause SMOKEY was raising everything ! anyways soon the bubble broke and i was $1800 richer !!! yayayayayay
the blinds and antis were massive at this point and my main man Karl had come to rail me just after he bust the WSOP main event :( His run good worked on me and i went from like 80k / 5 bbs to like 1.1 million in this sick run. I even folded AJs with 5bbs to a utg open in the sb . I new i was beat by the guys range so i folded lol he actually flipped JJ and sed see i wasn't stealing lols moron live players haha I had to call allin from mr smokeys late pos open with 66 he has k10 and i held !!! so im upt like 200k thn i get TO shove a few times in LP with junk. i even shoved button with like 10 bbs ish with 86o and the BB folded 99 face up !!! I insta laughed at him and sed WTF? he went so mad at me saying go bak to Europe u kid. I just continued to laugh hard at him for 15 mins roughly ! he tryed saying he did nt need to flip for 10 bbs lols wot a tard . U cannot excuse tht kinda play and other player s at my table were laughing at him also and he was gettin steamed when he came out with this line "liston kid iv had more cashes thn uv had hot dinners" I obv insta laugh my ass off in his face. He sits ther and steams sum more ! I tryed to explain the maths behind my shove and how bad it is to fold 99 ther, but another English guy from another table came across and sed plz dont educate a retard lol Mikey obv went off on another rant about kid poker players and how he busts them every WSOP !!!! hahaha
He tells me his name is mikey "unbelievable" and i should search him on google. I say to him ur nick name is mickey "unbelievable"??? Liston mate u sound more like a stripper thn a poker player! I actually did google him and he is an ex hocky player turned pro so kinda like Teddy Sheringham i guess.
I get this hand AKs vs mikey with AKo and a guys Q10o tht is had to be allin with shortish.
anyways i make a flush and knock mikey out and Iam suddenly upto like 900k BOOM!
Day 2 ends soon and im left with 925k goin into the final day. At this point ther was 27 left
Day 3 starts and im pumped to do well. TJ is only live pro left tht i know off. Quite a few young kids left also which always sucks as they are like 99% tuffer thn the drooling live pros.
I manage to get a guy to 3 bet me allin ( he looked at me for liek 1 minute and then i gulped and he insta shoved . I snapped with KK he flips QJs and i hold.
thn interestign hand happens. The cutoff shoves like 4 bbs ish after losing a massive allin pot to sum1 else, the English dude who multitables 2/4 / 3/6 on stars ( really good player understands loads bout the game) makes a iso shove for like 850k and i look down at 99 in the sb . I hav like 1.4 million so i reshove and TJ in the bb folds. He says o shit im like yay. He flips KJs and wins the pot with trips. I know my play here is 100% correct as i know his re shipping range is HUGE so did nt feel to bad. Only too hav TJ cloutier say my reshove was bad to all his friends and the people at the table. FUCKING NIT BAG RETARD LEARN SUM MATHS AND GAME THEORY U FUCKIN OLD RETIRED NO GOOD FUCK THT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER OFF THE PACKET OF A BAG OF MONSTER MUCH CRISPS!!!
I shove for a while and chip up with KK agen and thn i shove the button with 14bbs w/ A7o totally standard and get called by MR.smokey who had AJs and im in shit trouble when the flop comes with 2 of his suit!!! I sum how manage to bink an offsuit 7 on the turn !!! and hold vs the redraw on the river. ( run good ) Now Mr.smokey did nt even flinch i mean say anything do anything just looked the same at start of hand and same at the end of the hand. A real Pro and a decent guy. I sed sick beat ul dude. He was like "np buddy u hav to shove ther with A7 " i woulda done the same thing so NH" real gent and genuine nice guy.
we was down to like 12 people now and TJ was gone. He is so lol he raise folded 9 bb 3x open w/ 99 and folded to a shove like 7 handed ! haha obv terrible tht is why he did nt make FT
I manage to pick up KK agen and hold allin pre vs 1010 and im upto like 3.5 million with 11 left. I steal alot of blinds and all of a sudden hav 4 million chips and my 1st huge live FINAL TABLE!
So final table starts and i hav a look around alot of younger guys all which were very good and a few older guys which were also very good. Ther was one weak player sat to my right.
I find the guys from the house came to support me so thnks to KAI, HENRIK, KARL, JAMIE and TAKARA !!! They all watched from their seats and proceded to drink as did I ( well only a few as i wanted to concentrate and enjoy my time here) I talked alot at the final table with a couple guys incl the English 2/4 regular called Matt, super funny guy ! We laughed and joked 75% of the whole final table was great fun. I had to raise call AJs vs KK and i hit an ACE . We was down to 6 players in a couple hours and boy they were all tuff !!! inl mr smokey and Matt ther was no free money anywhere.
we got to 4 handed and the blinds were insanly big now. 150k/300k with a 50k anti.
I had been reshipping my 4-5 million stack over Smokeys opens alot and got folds everytime.
I then picked up 99 on shoved Smokey called with AJ and hit a jack on the flop to knock me out in 4th place for $47,000 !!! U shook every1s hand and wished thm all Good luck ! gg me
Mr smokey ended up winning 1st place for a cool $155k seriously a beast of poker ! WP sir
I went home and chilled very happy and prepared for the partying to celebrate the next night. Cost me $1500 tht night but was well worth it and the lads desearved it after the supported me. Means alot to me when my friends rail me on a final table so thnks guys !!!!
Im all typed out now!! Hope u enjoyed reading this
Kingand77 / Andy C
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