Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Nice tht people hav manners at 16.........

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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Yay Youtube vids on my blog

Well it appears tht im a blog god lol I sent my report of the Vegas mtt 4th place to my whole msn list and the comments i got back were amazing ! I was really proud of myself :-)
I yeh i will now be posting random videos on here from youtube as i found out how to do tht this week! So a Special thanks to my friend ( kloonike ) for helping me with this.
I think i will post this video of Phil Hellmuth going nuts at the 2008 WSOP ..... this guy is a poker legend and a funny guy! even tho he acts like a complete dick he is great for T.V and we laughed alot at the next video in Vegas ! ( proberly watched it like 100 times )

This is just classic tv and amazing to watch esp the classic lines of " Honey he called a raise with a QUEEN and a 10" lolz and the "O HE DID NT DID HE , Idiot from northern Europe" and the best of all the chip crushing , acts like a little child. All in all hilarious !!


This is actually the most that I have ever laughed at a single poker hand. This includes the retarded women poker player Tiffany Michelle and Marc Podell. Marc shows every poker emotion in the world in this hand. The Poor guy Really does hold his heart on his sleeve !!! Funny as tho

Saturday, 15 August 2009

$1,000 Caesars Palace super deep stack main event in las vegas

Right i been meaning to do this for sum time now, I finally hav the time to do sooo ! well here goes.


Right it started off about 4-5 days till the tournament started. I went to Caesars and played sum cash games and saw the poster for a MEGA STACK MAIN EVENT with a $1,000 buyin.
I thought as i did nt play any wsop event tht this was my shot at making sum decent money lols
When i got back to the house i asked a few of the lads if any1 was gonna play it too. But sum were going home on the day and the house was super short of people ( cause wsop had ended... only main event was left )
This is were i had the funniest thing i ever heard haha it goes like this Jamie (sooosick) was busto and wanted nick (samamander) to stake him in the event i planned on playing. Jamie is asking for $500 from Nick, so Nick goes are u willing to play properly and actually try? Jamie did nt seem to keen and was like meh. Then Nick turns to me and says can i buy a peice of u Andy in it? This was pretty cool for me tbh as i respect nicks games alot ( sick mtt player ) We had talked/played alot of poker together and looked at HHs ( handhistories) So i say yeh sure i ll sell u 10% he ships me the money and i move on. Jamie goes WTF u will buy Peices of Andy and not me? Jamie thinks he is the best poker player in the world BTW lol. SO Nick turns around and insta says " This is because Andy is actually good at poker Jamie" This was the funniest thing i v ever heard and insta started laugh at Jamie this left Jamie speachless ..... looking extreamly owned he stands ther going red.

Well anyways i ll get on with the mtt now. So i stroll down to the torney on day 1a. I get to my table and see a bunch of middleaged depressed people nd a coupel old people and thought yay this looks good !! we started off with 50,000 starting chips 1000 bbs with an hour blind levels.
I started off feeling the table out to see wot was goin on, and to my suprise no1 actually sucked big time. I did nt get a hand for hours and just played super small ball poker. I dwindled down to like 18k after like half the day and was getting really fed up. But i did nt let this stop me or put me off my game. I then made a sexy squeeze allin which i new no1 could call. about 5 player limped for 800 at 400/800 i was in bb w/ 85o and decided to shove and literally never get called. So i did and every1 insta folded and i picked up like 5k for free :) this got me rolling abit
Next hand a super fish limps utg ( he limps like 75% of hands , raised huge tho if he has summing good) i look down and see AJ in sb so i pump it up and he insta calls me as usal, we played alot of hands prier basically he won every1 lol. Flop comes K,10,3r i bet out 2/3 pot and he snap calls
i really put him on weakness and i know tht he floats flop bets super light so i decided on a brick 7 on the turn to shove like 20k into a 21k pot expecting a fold a large % of the time. He thinks for abit and folds A10 and Now i had confidence !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
couple blind levels later i pick up QQ and decide to call a loose openers early position raise on the button. The flop comes 7,5,2ss now i hav been agro at the table, so i raise his c-bet on the flop not planning to fold to an allin ! he thinks for like a minute and goes allin i insta snap only to be shown AA? the turn blanks off and i stay sat in my chair cause i just know the QUEEN ball is hitting on the river :P and sure enough it BINKS!!!!! now i had like 90k stack and in great shape.
Ther was a few hours left of the day so i thought try and get as many chips for day 2 as possible.
I 3 bet resteal a few times to sum young kids tht got moved to my table ( obv they was agro good players, as most young people are in $1k buyins, kinda my rule of thumb when playing live, just assume tht all young people are at least decent and not a fish)
I won a hand w/ AA when i flopped a set and got allin vs a flush draw and held!!!!!
I finished the day on 184k and my sights very much set on 1st place.

I had the next day off tho as day1 B was takign place. So i chilled at home went swimming and cinema saw BRUNO ! very funny but very fuckin gay? every joke was to do with gays. funny film tho still, Apart from the fuckin ending which was fuckin discusting !!!! 2 men kissing full on and shagging basically on the floor :( AHHHHH horrible

Day 2 started and i was feeling super confident. I dwindled down not getitn any hands atal for hours. I got moved table and chipped up a little had like 200k now the cutoff shoved his like 12 bbs and i insta reship AKs from the button the blinds fold and i lose to AJ :( down to like 150k and like 20 till the money bubble. We get sent on dinner break and i go shopping for clothes :-)

I had the pleasure of playing with Sunny Chatta and the legend TJ cloutier. Sunny bust and TJ was left being a super fucking nit haha ( really nitty )

I got moved table about 10 till the money and was put on the table with the massive torney chip leader MRSMOKEY1 ( online mtt/stt/ high stakes cash GOD) he opened alot of hands and chipped up even more. The bubble went on for wot seemed forever ( literally 2 hours ) i got super short by this time, as i could nt do anything cause SMOKEY was raising everything ! anyways soon the bubble broke and i was $1800 richer !!! yayayayayay
the blinds and antis were massive at this point and my main man Karl had come to rail me just after he bust the WSOP main event :( His run good worked on me and i went from like 80k / 5 bbs to like 1.1 million in this sick run. I even folded AJs with 5bbs to a utg open in the sb . I new i was beat by the guys range so i folded lol he actually flipped JJ and sed see i wasn't stealing lols moron live players haha I had to call allin from mr smokeys late pos open with 66 he has k10 and i held !!! so im upt like 200k thn i get TO shove a few times in LP with junk. i even shoved button with like 10 bbs ish with 86o and the BB folded 99 face up !!! I insta laughed at him and sed WTF? he went so mad at me saying go bak to Europe u kid. I just continued to laugh hard at him for 15 mins roughly ! he tryed saying he did nt need to flip for 10 bbs lols wot a tard . U cannot excuse tht kinda play and other player s at my table were laughing at him also and he was gettin steamed when he came out with this line "liston kid iv had more cashes thn uv had hot dinners" I obv insta laugh my ass off in his face. He sits ther and steams sum more ! I tryed to explain the maths behind my shove and how bad it is to fold 99 ther, but another English guy from another table came across and sed plz dont educate a retard lol Mikey obv went off on another rant about kid poker players and how he busts them every WSOP !!!! hahaha
He tells me his name is mikey "unbelievable" and i should search him on google. I say to him ur nick name is mickey "unbelievable"??? Liston mate u sound more like a stripper thn a poker player! I actually did google him and he is an ex hocky player turned pro so kinda like Teddy Sheringham i guess.

I get this hand AKs vs mikey with AKo and a guys Q10o tht is had to be allin with shortish.
anyways i make a flush and knock mikey out and Iam suddenly upto like 900k BOOM!
Day 2 ends soon and im left with 925k goin into the final day. At this point ther was 27 left

Day 3 starts and im pumped to do well. TJ is only live pro left tht i know off. Quite a few young kids left also which always sucks as they are like 99% tuffer thn the drooling live pros.
I manage to get a guy to 3 bet me allin ( he looked at me for liek 1 minute and then i gulped and he insta shoved . I snapped with KK he flips QJs and i hold.
thn interestign hand happens. The cutoff shoves like 4 bbs ish after losing a massive allin pot to sum1 else, the English dude who multitables 2/4 / 3/6 on stars ( really good player understands loads bout the game) makes a iso shove for like 850k and i look down at 99 in the sb . I hav like 1.4 million so i reshove and TJ in the bb folds. He says o shit im like yay. He flips KJs and wins the pot with trips. I know my play here is 100% correct as i know his re shipping range is HUGE so did nt feel to bad. Only too hav TJ cloutier say my reshove was bad to all his friends and the people at the table. FUCKING NIT BAG RETARD LEARN SUM MATHS AND GAME THEORY U FUCKIN OLD RETIRED NO GOOD FUCK THT LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER OFF THE PACKET OF A BAG OF MONSTER MUCH CRISPS!!!

I shove for a while and chip up with KK agen and thn i shove the button with 14bbs w/ A7o totally standard and get called by MR.smokey who had AJs and im in shit trouble when the flop comes with 2 of his suit!!! I sum how manage to bink an offsuit 7 on the turn !!! and hold vs the redraw on the river. ( run good ) Now Mr.smokey did nt even flinch i mean say anything do anything just looked the same at start of hand and same at the end of the hand. A real Pro and a decent guy. I sed sick beat ul dude. He was like "np buddy u hav to shove ther with A7 " i woulda done the same thing so NH" real gent and genuine nice guy.
we was down to like 12 people now and TJ was gone. He is so lol he raise folded 9 bb 3x open w/ 99 and folded to a shove like 7 handed ! haha obv terrible tht is why he did nt make FT
I manage to pick up KK agen and hold allin pre vs 1010 and im upto like 3.5 million with 11 left. I steal alot of blinds and all of a sudden hav 4 million chips and my 1st huge live FINAL TABLE!

So final table starts and i hav a look around alot of younger guys all which were very good and a few older guys which were also very good. Ther was one weak player sat to my right.
I find the guys from the house came to support me so thnks to KAI, HENRIK, KARL, JAMIE and TAKARA !!! They all watched from their seats and proceded to drink as did I ( well only a few as i wanted to concentrate and enjoy my time here) I talked alot at the final table with a couple guys incl the English 2/4 regular called Matt, super funny guy ! We laughed and joked 75% of the whole final table was great fun. I had to raise call AJs vs KK and i hit an ACE . We was down to 6 players in a couple hours and boy they were all tuff !!! inl mr smokey and Matt ther was no free money anywhere.
we got to 4 handed and the blinds were insanly big now. 150k/300k with a 50k anti.
I had been reshipping my 4-5 million stack over Smokeys opens alot and got folds everytime.
I then picked up 99 on shoved Smokey called with AJ and hit a jack on the flop to knock me out in 4th place for $47,000 !!! U shook every1s hand and wished thm all Good luck ! gg me

Mr smokey ended up winning 1st place for a cool $155k seriously a beast of poker ! WP sir

I went home and chilled very happy and prepared for the partying to celebrate the next night. Cost me $1500 tht night but was well worth it and the lads desearved it after the supported me. Means alot to me when my friends rail me on a final table so thnks guys !!!!

Im all typed out now!! Hope u enjoyed reading this

Kingand77 / Andy C

Thursday, 13 August 2009

Send the STT !

Ok today i decided to play a - 10 man sit n go $160+14.75. I rarely play these but fancied doin one today. After waiting like 4 hours for it to start lolz but w/e it was well worth it as i only went and took 1st place. Now this is by no means a massive win for me as it was only $700 . For sum reason i feel super proud of myself haha (So random)
I think its mainly because this week i hav NOT been able to break the $15,000 mark in my pkr account gettin within a few dollers only to lose a few buyins and so this happened all week like a roller coaster !!!!! Very annoying. So i went into HU in the stt knowing if i could bag 1st place i would get $700 and that would take me over the $15,000 mark ;-) !!!!
Anyways i shipped the stt in like 30 hands of HU play getting ul in allins and lucky ! (swings and roundabouts) haha

Right news on the girl front. My Ex-best mate has 17 year old twin sisters. where i get my hair cut one of thm works so we got speaking on Facebook. She is also a text maniac haha lols
Anyways she is little miss innocent and quite cute tbh. I was invited around last night as her sister was out with her BF. So we chatted and watched tv / music was very enjoyable actually.
She sat with me on the sofa and kinda got more and more layed back and comfortable with me.
Nothing else happened which is fine, as i dont think i v sat with a girl and had such a fun time doing nothing........ lols not just the rude stuff haha
So im not sure how i feel about it all TBH. Friends little sister is rather annoying....... dunno how she feels about it all either. Think she likes me but is kinda shy on saying?? Im usally really good at telling in these situations but we will hav to wait and see.... GL me

News on the Malia front.............. I went round my mums and she sed tht if i could book 2 more places to Malia thn she would pay for my brothers to come :P so we rang up and got the last room in the hotel weeeeeeeeee ! Running good !!!! They even got the same flight times as myself and Karl (discomonkey) talk about running like god :) So now super excited even more , defo gonna be sick. News is tht a huge raver of my brothers friends luggon is coming, funny funny guy
Ordered sum SNUS also for the trip. This stuff was introjucied to me by my Swedish friend Henrick (pokey85) basically a healthier option to smoking. I only use when i m out getting drunk, gives me a good head rush effect !

Think i m gonna go for a drive now and also stop off to stock up on sum food .

Great tune !!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19rG2CHvCQY

Gl at the tables people and in life

Andy C

Sunday, 9 August 2009

MALIA here i come

Ok so i just booked Malia for myself and Karl ( discomonkey on pkr ) Mega cool tht he will be coming now, Great Great lad and a heart of gold. Is nice to have a decent m8 i guess im saying lols
We are flying out from Gatwick on the 1st Sept for 7 days of

-DRINKING
-PARTYING
-WOMEN
-SUN + SEA
-RELAXING
-EATING OUT

My friends Fliss and Elena are coming too, And boy do they love to Party ;-) xxx
Kinda weird i think this will be as it will be so fucking cheap. Flights and hotel for a week = £250 / $417 ........ Hotel looks good toooo. It will certainly be alot cheaper thn Las Vegas was hihi

Poker was gay yesterday got bad beat to bust the Big Shot
Had insanly juicy cash games and eneded up like even ish . A few MASSIVE spew tards and i did nt get a penny off thm :( Hopefully i can bink summing on sunday mtts. probs just play a few tho

In my next post im gonna write about my vegas mtt experience . think it will be good to reminise and look how i got 4th :)

Andy c gl at the tables

Friday, 7 August 2009

FML

I just went out for dinner for a My brothers Birthday, kinda a late dinner out cause was his B-day on the 4th but w/e. So i had to pick up my brothers and Hannah (Joes GF) on the way which was no probs. I then get out of my car at restaurant and see a familiar face at the entrance sitting having a drink. I thn realized it was Don who lived with my EX gf basically for like 6 months, real nice guy ! So i said hello etc and he sed Laura (EX) would be here also tonight i was like ............ cool
thinking in my head tho FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, worste thing ever !
So i ate my dinner which was very very poor quality compared to the standards that it usally is.
Steak was uber over cooked and fries were pretty poor also. but w/e "it is wot it is and its not wot its not". And this dinner was certainly not good lol
I sat praying at the meal tht i didn't hav to see Laura and wanted to be out of tht place ASAP
It was just before i left i went to the toilet and on my return to the table i saw her takin a pic of 1 of her friends :( Like every emotion iv ever felt ran through my body at once and i just walked past, not sure if she noticed me but hopfully not.......... hard to miss a 6"7 giant tho.......
I quickly sed my good byes and left the building and burnt off in my car as fast as i could.

We used to be best friends, thn lovers and now we dont ever even speak...... kinda bothers me inside but just get on with life. Tonight tho was horrible !!!! I feel really shit inside now and slightly depressed about the whole night. She also still ows me £1000 kinda annoying, last thing tht attaches me to her but w/e i know she will pay me back..... tho losing hope after all this time TBH.
On possitive news poker is goin very well winning last few sessions :)
Karl ( discomonkey ) said tht he is up for coming on holiday with us at end of month. Super excited about tht, As i know we will hav a fucking amazing time.

Think i may go for a cruise in my car tonight. Get the hardcore tunes blarring to get rid of sum of the misery :P

Andy C aka Kingand77

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Pool sucks now i hate it !

Right decided to blog agen tonight......... Ok Starting with Pool....... WTF is with myself and this game now? I used to love playing and could play all day long and still not be bored ever.
Now i go to pool league on Mondays and dont wanna play, just give my matches basically.
Like i did this week lol, ther was a few smashes of the balls pure 100% bingo stuff. Very childish shit really TBH . Weird really to feel like pool , Once a loved past time of mine !
Well today i went down Gunwhalf with my m8 Jamie (bulletproofJAY) we chilled out and had sum drinks. He played sum poker and i drank and ate haha
I thn sed i would play 1 game for his pool team cause they was short................... MISTAKE ANDY
OMFG i played my game shit from start to the short finish........ I come to the conclution tht i just plain out totall suck now. Im a pool has been ( technically u hav to of been summin in the 1st place Ever to be a "HAS BEEN" FML)
Poker has been goin ok i guees up nicely for this week :) Also completed my reload bonus now so thts nice to of done tht.

Im defo goin on holiday now . Me ,Elena and Fliss are going to book sumwhere on Monday not sure where yet but will be insanly goooood where ever we go. PARTY

Just a quickie aswell about my bros 18th yesterday!!! It was Epic fun. Started with a few of us at mine drinking a bottle of Dom Perignon ! Also sum Magners and beer.
Then we went to a club and i got 100 shots in PMSL for all my friends ( A few i hadn't seen for ages so was great to catch up) We danced away for hours thn went and chilled out in the casino which the fuckin retard women taxi driver took us to the wrong place? thn was like well u hav to tell me when i go wrong? I mean WTF u stupid bitch its your fuckin job to go where i tell u and get it right !!!! w/e rant over just plz taxi ppl do your jobs properly and avoid my lifetilt :-0

Andy C

Saturday, 1 August 2009

long time no post

ok people i hav to blog been asked to by a few friends and should be really. Pure laziness has stopped me !
right just a summery of Vegas thn. i stayed in a mansion with 8-20 people all from a poker back ground all amazing people and could nt hav asked for a better mix of ballas and poorer people.
The nights out we had was fucking amazing. esp tht night at Ghost bar ( sooosick, discomonkey, kingkai, pokey85, nick heather ) such a good night loads of drinking on our table tht we bought for the night :P One thing i hav to tell u about tho is this. If u dont know soosick he is a good looking chap who loves himself and is quite the ladys man. Henrik also know as pokey85 is a swedish hunk. (basically the swedish version of action man) ( o yeh btw im not gay just they are both good looking chaps) ........... anyways Henrik and Sooosick (Jamie) was standing at the foot of our table and i was sitting down at the back looking out the window from the 55th floor Amazing view !!!! when this group of like 3 good looking girls was walking past. Obv jamie and henrik introduced thm selfs and the girl pointed to me and sed who is tht while interupting Jamie in mid flow of his sleeziness ! He sed tht is Andy , she thn proceded to jump over Jamie and land on my lap. I was like Hello lol she thn sed so tell me more about yourself Andy...... pmsl. i was speaking to her for the whole of a minute thn she starting kissing me. Obv i cant say no to a really hot girl esp one tht jamie and henrik tryed chatting up ! Very upsetting tho as the lads could nt keep the other 2-3 girls which were her friends ther. so she had to leave :( sad times.....
So many stories to tell but would literally take forever and 100,000 blog posts.
I also managed to win the 100r on fulltilt for $13.5k and get 4th in the Caesers super deep stack main event which in which u start off with 1000bb's and an hour clock. Was kinda gay tht my final table was filled with Reallly good players. Mrsmokey1 ended up winning it. for those of u who dont know he is a beast of an online player and had amazing live results. he knocked me out with his AJ VS MY 99 standard 4 handed with like 14 bets. meh still got a $47.5k score so w/e sooo nice :P Great experience and proud of myself to play well for 3 whole days. I also got to play with sum known live pros. sum good sum bad. T.J cloutier was terrible IMO he cashed in the event but ultra nit. raise folded 10bbs with 99 after opening 3x wtf? im sure this is nt good EVER haha very full of himself man. Compared himself to Stu Unger PMSL
Vegas was Best time of my life and will never forget it. I met sum amazing people over ther and hav made many new friends. incl Nick heather, Simon wing, Andy white, Jonas..... even bonded with Jamie :P hard guy to understand in the mists of all his MOANING...... yes even more thn me. i know tht is hard to take in but i did find sum1 tht moans more then ME . haha. real great guy tho as were the rest of the lads.
Strange to tht this time i did nt miss England atal. Apart from my Car, i hate getting taxis everywhere and gettin other ppl to take u places in the houses 2 cars. meh but wot ever!

"It is wot it is , and it not wot its not"

So after being back in England iv been playing my pool singles league with suprising sesults i won 2/3 not bad after no practice for a couple months. Joined a new poker club near my house. They hav 1/2 cash games running and is very boring live obv but ok sumtimes for a change. maybe i can crush those and the play reminds me of 1c/2c no joke either on tht.......
Cleaned my car yest for 1st time in forever, it looks nice agen... reay
Playing PKR agen and managed to be up like $5.5k this week even tho i tool sum horric coolers and beats at 5-10.

-AA allin on flop of 7,5,2 vs QQ obv Queen ball on river.
-99 vs J9 on , J,9,3 allin on the flop JACK ball on turn to seal my fate.
- Set vs SET my 44 on 6,4,3 vs docfuns 66 sigh........
-Ak vs 99 blind vs blind i lose
- Ak vs a half stacks 55 i lose.
- I flopped King high flush vs Ace high flush blind vs blind

Pretty gay hands for me to be losing seeing as im not a regular at 5-10 and every shot i take i seem to hav sessions like these....... hmmm . Cant complain tho really i guess. Guess id love a few coolers my way tho next week.
Got a text today to wake me up :( but it said would i like to go to Malia at end of August to party!
Im thinking maybe i will.......... who knows except me right ;-)

I need food gonna go eat
Gl at the tables and in life.

Andy Cradock, Kingand77